EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408

[chicknsandwich 2495]

I was on TV too. I was Cobie Smulders' stunt double in How I Met Your Mother.

 

edit: I also played Slap in the Slapsgiving episodes.

[lizzy 1946]

 

I go by this billboard every day and it really reminds me to appreciate the triumph that was the Grease Knows Eggs show. #content

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

Guys you're not supposed to complain about likes. Did you even read Joe's forum guide? I'm so embarrassed for you right now.

 

Jan jr. Esq. forum rules:

 

- Keep calm and chive on

[mikebonetti 3718]

 

Jan jr. Esq. forum rules:

 

- Keep calm and chive on

mikebonetti forum rules:

 

- Keep com ic sans

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

 

That billboard is strongly insinuating that the lady produced those eggs, but I don't believe it.

[chanson 9697]

 

I go by this billboard every day and it really reminds me to appreciate the triumph that was the Grease Knows Eggs show. #content

 

I'd say Manitoba has some of the best eggs in all of Canada.

[dixon 5920]

Passed by myself. Looks like they're doubling down.

 

[chanson 9697]

That billboard is strongly insinuating that the lady produced those eggs, but I don't believe it.

 

Yeah, she's not even from Manitoba! She's from Saskatchewan, I can tell! Locally produced, yeah right. They probably took some other lady's eggs.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

Yeah, she's not even from Manitoba! She's from Saskatchewan, I can tell! Locally produced, yeah right. They probably took some other lady's eggs.

 

I like my eggs from Manitoba babes and my milk from P.E.I. boobs.

[elizamuffins 4228]

Canadian eggs look just like American eggs.

[RanRan 3242]

There is a snake in my house. It has slithered behind some furniture and now I can't see it. (Is it even still in my house? How will I be able to tell?)

 

Any snake experts on the forum who can help me?

[lizzy 1946]

Canadian eggs look just like American eggs.

But will we ever know why those chickens crossed the border?

I like my eggs from Manitoba babes and my milk from P.E.I. boobs.

Have I got some ovaries for you!

[souprman 10477]

seriously fuck you honlads

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

RanRan, here is what you need to do. Look closely at its eyes. If the pupils are vertical slits, like a cat's eyes, it is a venomous snake so get it out of your house. If the pupils are circular, it is a non-venomous snake and can stay. The only exception would be if it is a coral snake, which has circular pupils and you can tell it apart from similar looking snakes by just remembering this simple rhyme: If a red stripe touches a yellow stripe, it could kill michael stipe. If a red stripe touches a black stripe, it couldn't kill jack white of the white stripes.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

The good folks over at Podmass saw what Sean and Hayes said there this week.

 

http://www.avclub.com/detail/another-round-asks-hillary-clinton-if-bill-fucked--226670

 

Stand out quote: "It takes a great improvisor to effectively pretend to not be a great improvisor"

[honlads 8798]

It probably just wants to help you rescue Mowgli.

 

I can't believe what I'm reading. Ran reaches out for help about a deadly viper and this fucker's making jungle book jokes.

 

Ran, have you tried doing some kicks towards it?

[dixon 5920]

@agata please ban honlads, he's gone too far.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

seriously fuck you honlads

 

I'd seriously fuck Honlads. Have you seen the bone structure on that guy? Holy shit

[A Bear 1813]

Honalds, next time you want to make a joke that cruel, take a step back and think about the feelings you'll be hurting. There's a human being on the other end.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Honlads, I cannot believe this shit. I'm trying to give good, scientifically verifiable snake knowledge, and you derail the conversation with your bad advice! NEVER KICK TOWARD A SNAKE RANRAN! DO NOT LISTEN TO HONLADS! It is bad for the snake, and also bad for you.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Snakes should really only be fought according to the Marquess of Queensberry rules of boxing. Snakes are very big on traditions and rules so make sure you set up a proper prize-fight.

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

honlads this isn't your fault

i assume you just had a horrible upbringing that made you such a cruel heartless bastard

 

but also yes i'd probably fuck honlads

 

ran please just stay put until we resolve this debacle

[nohorseman 5423]

seriously fuck you honlads

You somehow missed the whole point about context. The question is; does this person have an agenda or do they behave in an equally "offensive" way towards everyone. The point is not that understanding context makes it "okay", it's that it doesn't need to be looked at as either okay or not if you can wrap your brain around the subtleties of the situation.

[souprman 10477]

that's good stuff nohorseman, very clever.

 

also fuck you too.

[dixon 5920]

and people say newspapers are dead