EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[Game of Scones 5812]

 

I was a fan of Darius Miles, Lamar Odom, Corey Maggette, Quentin Richardson, Eric Piatkowski, Elton Brand, etc.

 

Not my fault 10 year old me didn't do the due diligence, but I wasn't about to jump on the Lakers bandwagon.

 

and now lamar is sick!

 

thanks alot!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Norm and the Lakers. God, will they or won't they! It's like a regular Joe and Douglas over here.

[Houston 4819]

Jane the Virgin is actually a really good, funny, poignant, original (and yes, feminist) show and I know you all are doing jokes, but some things are just not okay to do jokes about like rape, school shootings, 9/11 and my favorite TV shows so I hope you all think twice next time you wanna do jokes about something I hold dear that you think is dumb which for future reference include:

• the beautiful city of Pittsburgh, PA
  
• books by John Green
  
• my mom
  
• Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
  
• Squirrel Girl
  
• vegan cuisine
  
• Birdman (fuck u sean and hayes and pft)
  

 

 

I cannot promise not to make jokes about everything on that list, but I 100% support your conviction on the greatness of Squirrel Girl and your mom.

[souprman 10477]

[Game of Scones 5812]

Norm and the Lakers. God, will they or won't they! It's like a regular Joe and Douglas over here.

 

All Memes Must Die.

[elizamuffins 4228]

I am more in to football lately but my 1990s basketball card collection is sick as fuck.

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

Wow, really honored to see that my popcorn gallery question was chosen. I was really racking my brain after Hayes posted the call for questions, pacing back and forth through my room, banging my head against the wall, going for a stroll around the block, going to the grocery store and buying a few packs of ramen noodles and eggs because I like to put an egg into my ramen noodles and that's most of what I eat when I do cook for myself, and damned if I didn't feel like inspiration would never come.

 

I called my mom, and I said "Mom, [note to the audience: my mom looks like Laura Linney but with a better body] what should I ask for the popcorn gallery? I used to be able to think of things so quickly, but ever since I got back from the war, all I can think about it napalm explosions, that infared burst you see when a sniper shoots somebody dead between the eyes and you're sitting point with the NVGs on, and that schawarma they sell out of a truck on the base in Manama which I'm pretty sure is made with McDonalds french fries and is incredibly good"

 

And my mom said "Casey, you've never been someone people are strongly attracted to. You're just kind of generic, and that's honestly the best thing you have going for you, is a lack of major deformities or disorders. If I were you, honey, I'd just play to that strength, bunt that ball right into center field and hope that someone else fucks up. I believe in you."

 

And so I felt it all come back to me, I believed in myself again. I opened up my laptop, recoiled a bit because I'd left a few porn tabs open last time I was on the computer, and came to the forums. I cracked my knuckles like a hacker about to get to business, and asked Brandon Content what the most important part of advertising was. Little did I know, that one question would shape my whole life.

 

If anyone wants me to sign this episode for them, I'd be glad to do so. Thanks and god bless.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I support the New Orleans Pelicans. The Pelicans have the best player so they're going to win the most games.

(Not sure how we got Nate Robinson so cheap, but MAN I'm excited for this season!)

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I cannot promise not to make jokes about everything on that list, but I 100% support your conviction on the greatness of Squirrel Girl and your mom.

 

You reading Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Houston? Ryan North is absolutely crushing it.

[mikebonetti 3718]

Fuck the Lakers, Fuck the Knicks. Clippers? whatever, at you least you have Pierce. Go Celtics.

[SteveH 11126]

I'm a New Jersey nets fan. Derrick Coleman, Rex Walters,Drazen petrovic, Kenny Anderson ...the whole crew

[mikebonetti 3718]

Kenny Anderson was the man, even if he took Dee Brown's position and number.

[seeley 836]

I'm a New Jersey nets fan. Derrick Coleman, Rex Walters,Drazen petrovic, Kenny Anderson ...the whole crew

 

give it up for sam bowie; big man can pass that rock

[Houston 4819]

You reading Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Houston? Ryan North is absolutely crushing it.

 

I am way behind on fun life reading due to life being dominated by boring reading, but I have strong respect for SG and will add that to my to read list.

[elizamuffins 4228]

I got NBA Jam on the PlayStation 3 with all the characs unlocked. Party at my place!

 

 

PS- does the muffin in my avatar look like it is giving 2 angry handjobs to phantom dicks to anyone else?

 

 

Edited October 27, 2015 by eLIZamuffins

[honlads 8798]

We don't have many basketball teams in Ireland. Only one actually. My team. The Dublin Steppers aka the dubsteppers. Small forward Cian Ellis had a huge season for us (it's a summer schedule) racking up a massive point from the field and putting in a single single but unfortunately we just missed out on a playoff berth by losing all our games.

[thejjar 5031]

Kenny Anderson's daughter went to my college. My friend had sex with her in a bar bathroom. I really didn't wanna bring up sex stuff but how often is Kenny Anderson gonna come up in this forum

[Jakal 4475]

How you guys doing in your fantasy UCB Harold leagues?

[Henry 3777]

I know it was probably a mysterious moment for most of the listeners, but there's a part where sean randomly says "red dead redemption", which I'll explain for any poser nerds. It's a video game where you rob horses and be a cowboy.

[thejjar 5031]

How you guys doing in your fantasy UCB Harold leagues?

 

Got Will Hines in the 8th round. My league had no idea what they're doing

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I know it was probably a mysterious moment for most of the listeners, but there's a part where sean randomly says "red dead redemption", which I'll explain for any poser nerds. It's a video game where you rob horses and be a cowboy.

 

Thanks for explaining this. It will help me in the long con I'm pulling where I pretend to love video games in order to get attention from boy gamers.

[souprman 10477]

Can't wait til the 2016 Australian Open.

 

Hoping Sam Stosur makes you guys proud this year.

[thejjar 5031]

 

Thanks for explaining this. It will help me in the long con I'm pulling where I pretend to love video games in order to get attention from boy gamers.

 

This is gonna be gamergate all over again

[honlads 8798]

the narnold just sat bolt upright in his gamer chair that has speakers on it

[SteveH 11126]

How you guys doing in your fantasy UCB Harold leagues?

 

I'm getting killed. Hayley Huntleys team had a bye last week. Hal Rudnick has been out for 3 weeks with a torn ligament in his brain