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EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

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And a bonus pic of me:

 

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My sock game was on point even as a youngun

oh my god this is so so strong

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Definitely gonna fill this guy's tank with regular. Gonna have a big laugh about it at the bar later while me and the boys drink Budweisers, play darts, watch NASCAR and be intolerant of races different than our own.

 

Yeah, we are.

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I, too, hate the sports things. And yes it's because I'm a girl.

 

I know, I know some girls like the sports things as well as beer and eating meat and hearing fart jokes. Those girls are different and special and should get all the boyfriends.

 

One day you might grow up and be dateable and then we can double date.

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Wow, a Hayzie Bone like. You're welcome, silvr

Thank you Wheez! I couldn't have done it without you

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S-T-E-A-K on thes cheffing food

 

If you know a plate or a table, or you have any friends who are plates or table, be careful

 

Holding court in Walgreens

 

Sweetheart, we know the rules

Sugar, we knew the rules, nkay

 

Plates are for food on, and not wall throw. Tables are for legs on the bottom, not for flip upside down.

 

The girl in it has trouble shaving her butt gross

 

Some of the hairs are like a fuse that actually goes inside his head

 

That say "BONE" on one hand and "-ING" on the other hand

 

It's not making as much noise as I want it to

 

He skittered up into a corner

 

His wiener gets stuck in all the brain wires

 

Why today?

 

All I know is room

 

Oh, food water, now that makes sense!

 

Get debeefed about the meating

 

That's not Lorne Michaels, that's Lorne Michaels' nanny, Hayes.

 

The Pepsiids were mex up

 

Bein' on the toilet: funny

 

You'd be able to fill up a whole Douglas

 

Jesus Christ, Paul, I'm not Mark

 

Stick it in your junk

 

He's become a trashcan

 

What a terrifying Halloweenisode

 

science movies

 

And hes was the first guy to put Cosby on blast

 

James L. demonlover69

 

 

 

I just finished listening to this one for the third time, and I decided to transcribe some of the transcendent lines from this solid gold ep.

 

Also, I'm glad you guys like the pics. We have fun here. Good times

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Silvr undressing children in order to dress cats is the first step down a very slippery slope.

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Silvr undressing children in order to dress cats is the first step down a very slippery slope.

 

Silvr if you ever feel compelled to start flaying the skin off kids in order to make little kid suits for your basement gang of cats, please know I'm always here to talk and/or help you find help. No judgment:

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whatever Chanson.

 

edit>apparently I was confused. this post was really Chanson-y though. I bet Joe Lerini would like it too.

Honoured to be mistaken for the great almighty Chanson

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does it get more alt than this!!!?!?!?!????!?!?

 

 

 

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Maybe if you add the band Alt J

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I like(ish) NASCAR and have been to the Daytona 500 twice... Hope this helps.

 

Edit: I'm me. Not anyone else. Sorry for the confusion.

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Definitely gonna fill this guy's tank with regular. Gonna have a big laugh about it at the bar later while me and the boys drink Budweisers, play darts, watch NASCAR and be intolerant of races different than our own.

 

This guy sure likes to goose it. Just like Jimmie Johnson at the TALLEDEGA FIVE HUNDY YEE HAW!!! #bartalk

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I'll talk okafor with you. Shit he looked good. Such natural scoring ability

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I don't think he'll ever be a great defender, but who cares! Dude will average 18+ every year until he is in his mid-thirties

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Oh yea we knew he could score. Easier to teach offense than defense. He'll be a liability defensively for years

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Dear Norm,

 

Can you do me a huge favor and shut the hell up?

 

Thanks.

 

Ben Franklin.

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Dear Norm,

 

Can you do me a huge favor and shut the hell up?

 

Thanks.

 

Ben Franklin.

 

Like a typical bully, I'm going to go ahead and back down in the face of someone standing up to me. But, when I get my courage back, and I swear I will, I'm going to be extra mean to you, supperman.

 

And that's the truth!

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