EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"

[souprman 10477]

[elizamuffins 4228]

 

Oh yes, and Jingle Bombs is a real song that he sings and gets lots of laughs.

 

Edited to add an excerpt of the lyrics which are totally not racist and very very funny:

 

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

Death to America

[gulospizzapaddle 62]

how does everyone feel about me starting to post in here? I've been too spooked to ever say anything, but I love this show so much and can't stand not posting any longer.

 

also, happy birthday chanson!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

 

nightmare fuel. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway

[souprman 10477]

hf

[greggy 15909]

how does everyone feel about me starting to post in here? I've been too spooked to ever say anything, but I love this show so much and can't stand not posting any longer.

 

also, happy birthday chanson!

sounds good to me, you hear about this grantland thing, all my favorite puppets will not shut UP about it

[AshleyChupp 3958]

how does everyone feel about me starting to post in here? I've been too spooked to ever say anything, but I love this show so much and can't stand not posting any longer.

 

also, happy birthday chanson!

 

TRAYAAAAAAAASH BOOOOOOAAAAT

 

Welcome 2 tha forumz.

 

*high fives u*

 

*puts on ray bans and speeds off in a chill golf cart*

[elizamuffins 4228]

I watch Regular Show with my kids. How bout the rest of you?

[thejjar 5031]

I watch Regular Show with my kids. How bout the rest of you?

 

I've seen a regular show before. I think it was The King of Queens

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I, too, watch Regular Show with my kids. At least I do when they are not too busy screaming things like "let us out" or "where are our parents" and trying to smash my windows. Smh. Kids. What are ya gonna do?

[greggy 15909]

sure i watch the regular show, its called the best show with tom scharpling

[souprman 10477]

I watch Regular Show with my kids. How bout the rest of you?

I watch Mr Show with your kids. I don't think they like it.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

sure i watch the regular show, its called the best show with tom scharpling

1669th post holy moly

 

up top my brother!!!

 

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

I watch Regular Show with my kids. How bout the rest of you?

 

I don't have any kids. And I guess for me, regular is to come home to an empty house, lay in bed and crack open a beer while reading in-depth coverage of the war in Syria. Sometimes I'll read the most recent reddit posts of my various ex-girlfriends, other times I'll just watch Minions videos on youtube. Honestly, the closet thing to regular that I know is that like clockwork at 5:30pm every day my upstairs neighbor gets home to his loving girlfriend and they have long, loud sex while I'm usually in bed right below them watching cat videos or, on a good day, emailing my grandmother.

 

How bout the rest of you?

[watchayakan 1021]

Wow, Sean, stop leaving all these ONIONS around.

[souprman 10477]

 

I don't have any kids. And I guess for me, regular is to come home to an empty house, lay in bed and crack open a beer while reading in-depth coverage of the war in Syria. Sometimes I'll read the most recent reddit posts of my various ex-girlfriends, other times I'll just watch Minions videos on youtube. Honestly, the closet thing to regular that I know is that like clockwork at 5:30pm every day my upstairs neighbor gets home to his loving girlfriend and they have long, loud sex while I'm usually in bed right below them watching cat videos or, on a good day, emailing my grandmother.

 

How bout the rest of you?

I don't have any kids either.

 

And Grandma Pepper blocked my emails.

[lizzy 1946]

Any of you forum ladies calling into The Best Show with Eggs tonite?

[SteveH 11126]

I have a kid. He watches the PBS kids shows. Regularly.

 

That guy in the photo in Chickn's post looks like Henry Francis from Mad Men. Is that him? Things must have gone downhill really quickly for him. He's already doing modeling jobs for stock photos that they use in PowerPoint presentations at your office job?

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Any of you forum ladies calling into The Best Show with Eggs tonite?

Is it specifically a female call-in episode? I haven't gotten around to listening to that podcast yet

[gulospizzapaddle 62]

Joe McGurl's Hollywood Handbook Forum Guide told me I didn't have to be funny in here so I'm sticking to that.

 

I watch Regular Show alone. Always. Alone.

[Game of Scones 5812]

never ever heard of regular show

[Silly Dingdong Boy 88]

thank you sean for taking that insufferable Paul Greengrass down a peg

[lizzy 1946]

Is it specifically a female call-in episode? I haven't gotten around to listening to that podcast yet

Tonight it is! Women only. Oooh, and Tom just mentioned Hayes!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

Tonight it is! Women only. Oooh, and Tom just mentioned Hayes!

Oooooh are you calling in? This is exciting! Say something about Sean so he doesn't feel left out that Eggs mentioned Hayes and not him

 

[Joe Lerini 7329]

So, I feel like last thread I leaned a little too heavily on bits like "being insanely drunk all the time" and "hitting on certain forumers." So I think this week I'm gonna try to curb those things and try being a nice, normal human. This will take a while for me to learn how to do, so in the meantime, here's a map of Pittsburgh, motherf***ers!

 

This is a spot-on parody of my earlier post. As a matter of fact, everything you do is spot-on, cool, funny, sexy, smart, and all around wonderful. I hope you don't mind a butt-ugly loser like me telling you this.

 

I listened to your Winefeld podcast, and it was incredible. Y'know, that song I uploaded to Soundcloud referenced cherry wine, you could use that as your theme song! Or you could use this:

 

https://soundcloud.com/joseph-lerini/you

 

Yep, couldn't think of a better gimmick, so self-loathing stalker creep is what you're stuck with. Enjoy!