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EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"

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I hope that when jakal and dairy pillows finally "do it" it doesn't ruin the forums the way Moonlighting was garbage after David and Maddie broke all the sexual tension!

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Fell asleep listening to the good ol' H-book and had a dream that incorporated a lot of the Nicole Byer episode. Am I listening to too much podcasts or is this okay.

Not listening to enough podcasts, so your subconscience is compensating for the lack of HH in your waking life by incorporating it into your dreams. So, to answer your question, no it's not OK, and you should spend the rest of your day listening to as much HH as you can (I recommend listening on 2x speed)

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Folks, having sex with coworkers is just part of the job description, if you're a porn star that is!

 

From my act, hit the like button if you enjoyed.

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Folks, having sex with coworkers is just part of the job description, if you're a porn star that is!

 

from my act, hit the like button if you enjoyed

 

are you closing with that?

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I now feel like an even bigger piece of shit than I did about 11 pages ago. Would it be alright if I apologize again for that garbage bit?

 

Don't worry about me I am not a victim, I am a survivor! #cbssurvivor #merge #chaoskass

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I finished watching Master of None this afternoon. There were a lot of laughs, but it sure did make me feel sad in the back half of the season. I've been listening to some old HHs to cheer me up, which always helps.

 

Eric Wareheim was delightful, and Aziz's dad was a lot of fun.

 

Harris' influence was very apparent.

 

Did anyone else watch it yet?

 

Are we going to hit 30 pages before the next ep?

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So I only started listening to the Best Show (not really) because of HH.....now I see that Scharpling and Wurster are coming to Cambridge? Should I go see them or am I a total poser? You think Hayes might go? I mean it is right by his Alma Mater. Another problem is that it is a Sunday night. My BOYFRIEND is a giant Mountain Goats fan too.

 

Are any of you going?

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I finished watching Master of None this afternoon. There were a lot of laughs, but it sure did make me feel sad in the back half of the season. I've been listening to some old HHs to cheer me up, which always helps.

 

Eric Wareheim was delightful, and Aziz's dad was a lot of fun.

 

Harris' influence was very apparent.

 

Did anyone else watch it yet?

 

Are we going to hit 30 pages before the next ep?

 

 

I am about 6 eps in and LOVIN IT

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So I only started listening to the Best Show (not really) because of HH.....now I see that Scharpling and Wurster are coming to Cambridge? Should I go see them or am I a total poser? You think Hayes might go? I mean it is right by his Alma Mater. Another problem is that it is a Sunday night. My BOYFRIEND is a giant Mountain Goats fan too.

 

Are any of you going?

You should go!!! I am not going to any shows on their tour because I cannot afford the flight to Toronto (the closest/easiest to get to). And you are not a poser! We cannot all have listened to it since 2000 (speaking as someone who got into it immediately before the WFMU show ended). Also probably it will not go very late.

 

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Lizzy is very earnest about The Best Show

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You should go!!! I am not going to any shows on their tour because I cannot afford the flight to Toronto (the closest/easiest to get to). And you are not a poser! We cannot all have listened to it since 2000 (speaking as someone who got into it immediately before the WFMU show ended). Also probably it will not go very late.

 

This has been:

Lizzy is very earnest about The Best Show

I am going to call in Tuesday and if they take my call I will take it as a sign.

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Sorry I only have the 10th most posts this week. My mom has been here visiting since Thursday. It's been pretty awful. Moms. Am I right?

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I think the Lizz's need to cut down on the day drinking. They're getting the best show confused with that thing Eggs Scharplinger does

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I really need you not to live on the other side of the planet from me

 

I know! But your country won't let me live there just cause I feel like it. I recommend coming to Australia.

 

Hey everyone, I'm laying in bed eating taco bell. Life's good, god bless. - Jackal

 

 

 

As a single young guy you should tell your company to stop discriminating and hire me, I'm willing to relocate.

 

I like your enthusiasm! I do actually work for an American company so I suggest getting hired at one of the branches there and then transferring.

I don't know if this is a deal breaker but we don't have Taco Bell in Australia......

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This has been Fast Food Down Under with Dairy Pillows.

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I wish I could also invite everyone to visit my hometown, but the Taco Bell in my area recently closed

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The rating doesn't go above 5 forks, so assuming each fork has 4 tynes, that's 20 total tynes.

 

I'm a stickler for the rules.

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You all disgust me... This probably isn't news.

 

Jack, you need a haircut you filthy hippy. Wasn't sure how to tell you and a text seemed too impersonal.

 

DairyPillows, you need to file a complaint about this dude having dreams about you. And probably file a restraining order. You can never be too careful.

 

SteveH, it's cute that you let your mom stay with you. My mom took my dog for the week for no reason other than she said she wanted to have the dog for a week. So yeah, I'm right there with you about the moms being crazy.

 

Thejjar, who you calling weird? I think most of us are shockingly well-adjusted for an internet podcasting forum.

 

Bruce, I agree but replace McDonald's with Starbucks. Everyone has worked at Starbucks. It's crazy.

 

Okay, I'm bored now.

 

PS - I really want scallops and chips from Ivar's but they're closed right now. Lame.

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I like your enthusiasm! I do actually work for an American company so I suggest getting hired at one of the branches there and then transferring.

I don't know if this is a deal breaker but we don't have Taco Bell in Australia......

 

Australia

 

"Taco Bell first opened in Australia in September 1981, but Taco Bell was ordered to change its name after the owner of a local restaurant successfully sued Taco Bell for misleading conduct. The local restaurant was called "Taco Bell's Casa" and had been operating in Australia since the 1970s. The owner successfully argued that Sydneysiders would confuse the takeaway chain with his restaurant, and this would damage his reputation. Taco Bell later opened in 1997 in Australia with a store in the cinema district on George Street, Sydney and a year later in 1998 within a few KFC stores in the state of New South Wales, but by 2005, the Taco Bell brand was pulled out of the country."

 

Man you Aussies really don't like TBell, still thats not a deal breaker tho. Can I crash on your couch?

 

 

Jack, you need a haircut you filthy hippy. Wasn't sure how to tell you and a text seemed too impersonal.

My lax flow is on fleek right now bro, step off.

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