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EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"

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Yo Scuzzman,

 

Has Sean been getting a big head with all the critical acclaim that The Grinder is getting? Which ep has been your favorite so far? Can you believe that Ethan has moves? I mean we are talking about ETHAN.

 

XOXO,

Muffins

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Hi Scuzzman, it seems that Benjamin Netanyahu will be asking the United States for another $50 billion in aid for Israel over the next 10 years. Given Israel's human rights record and its government's general disdain for the US, what's the funniest jewish joke you know?

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Scuzzman, my name is souprman. Should we hang out? I got a Frisbee and everything.

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Scuzzman nice to finally make your acquaintance, my names Jakal by the way, but I'm sure you already knew that. Anyways as I was saying, I've got this problem that needs taking care of. Its a big problem if you catch my drift. You see last Tuesday I was play cards with the boys after work. Everyone was there, me, Leo, Tony, Demi, Wes Anderson. We were playing 5 card baseball deuces wild high card takes a shot. One thing led to another and I was in the pits. Another thing led to another thing and lets just say I got dealt the high card because a couple shots went off and now I'm in the possession of four rolled up carpets that each weigh bit more than the average human does. A little bird told me that you're pretty good at cleaning things up, so can you help me out?

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hello scuzzman,

if you were really mad at your dad what would you say to him

and he is being really unfair

ok thanks,

danny

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Scuzzman, how do you keep track of which smoking babe is which?

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Hi, Scuzzman. Please tell me about your winning dunk at the Sprite Slam Dunk Contest 2014. What was going through your mind as you parachuted in?

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Hi Scuzzman,

 

Is it unethical to always pick Wario in Mario Kart?

 

Thank you,

mwn

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Scuzzman,

 

Are you happy?

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Scuzzman - how are you? No. Really. How are you?

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Scuzz, remember the original 151 pokemon. Isn't it BS there's more now?

 

PS you think Brock and Misty got it on?

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Hi Scuzzman.

 

What is the scuzziest thing you've ever done?

 

What entity would you contact on a Ouija board?

 

Do you think your parents like you?

 

Have a great day,

 

RanRan

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This is my only post this week.

 

Hi, Scuzzman, what's the coolest trick you've ever done?

 

 

BUSTED. Scuzzman, when's the last time you were lied to this bad

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Scuzzybaby,

 

 

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is it me you're looking for?

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Dear Joe Spellman,

 

Why do you let these mean folks call you that bad name? You're a nice boy. Plus your name reminds me of Harry Potter!

 

Thank you and godbless

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Scuzzman,

 

Isn't it crazy to look back at the past and realize that even back then, things were still different.

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