EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees

[dixon 5920]

Sean snuggled further into Hayes’ side, trying to find a more comfortable position against his body. They had been laying there on the couch for what must have been hours, alone at last. This week’s guests, Agata, Gabe and July, had left with Cody in a hurry after the photos, quick to escape the daily Earwolf grind into the neon-lit LA night. The other hosts and staff had trickled out as well, followed by the custodians. It was just Sean and Hayes now, cuddling on the Earwolf couch.

 

“It’s just, I know this is what was supposed to happen,” Sean continued. “We met, we dated for a few years, then it was time to marry, right? That’s what you do. But I guess I never really felt like I had a say. Like it was a discussion that I was allowed to be a part of, you know?”

 

Hayes grunted his acknowledgement, eyes closed. He had never been a big supporter of Sean’s relationship with Grace. Sure she was a fine woman, a great one even, but was she right for Sean? Could she care for him like he had? Did she understand him like he did? Hayes put his hand on Sean’s thigh and gave it a squeeze.

 

“What do you think?” Sean asked excitedly. “You haven’t said a word all evening. “Do you think Grace is the woman for me?”

 

“Grace? Who’s she? You mean Steffi Graf, right?” Hayes spit out in a nervous chuckle, trying to avoid the question.

 

Sean turned his head to look at Hayes’ face carefully. “Hayes, babe, I’m sorry. You don’t have to answer that. I’m just glad you’re here now.”

 

“I wuv you,” Hayes whispered under his breath.

 

The two podcast hosts closed their eyes, beginning to finally succumb to the exhaustion of the day. Podcasting is a draining work, especially with guests like theirs. As Sean began to snore his cute little snores, Hayes lifted his leg and turned off the lights, slouching down for the evening. In his slumber, Sean would eventually slide down Hayes’ body, resting his head on Hayes’ warm lap. The heat from Hayes’ crotch felt soothing to Sean, and he gave out a little sigh of bliss.

 

It would only be a few hours before Sean was awoken in the middle of the night, not by any sound, but by something gently poking against his cheek. This would be a night they’d never forget…

 

 

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Sorry I'm late to the party everyone. I've been trying to come up with something funny to say on the forums but I haven't thought of anything yet.

 

I changed my username and picture. Please don't criticize me or give me recs on what I should have made my xmas name. It comes off as vain and rude. I put a lot of effort into this change and don't need your lip.

 

The ep was great as always. It was nice to hear the boys reunite and return to their old ways and hear July rehash his classic "i'm sick" bit.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I guess I laughed my whole butt off, but its hard to tell nowadays.

 

Girls are Guys and Laughs are Cries. Its pretty fucked up.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Bet you guys thought my post from earlier was me doing a joke that spiraled in a way that I never anticipated and that kind of distressed me, but EEEHHH WRONG it was actually a very calculated publicity stunt to promote this week's episode of Podcasts Are Wonderful.

 

Sadly, greggy just had to let me go as his publicist. (he didn't say why but I assume it was budget cuts and couldn't be helped.) Fortunately, that means my services are now available to any podcasters out there who are interested!

[chanson 9697]

HELLO FRIENDS:

 

THE CHALLENGE IS BACK! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! MTV'S THE CHALLENGE! THERE'S RELATIVES OR SOME SHIT! STOKED AF RIGHT NOW!

[greggy 15909]

Bet you guys thought my post from earlier was me doing a joke that spiraled in a way that I never anticipated and that kind of distressed me, but EEEHHH WRONG it was actually a very calculated publicity stunt to promote this week's episode of Podcasts Are Wonderful.

 

Sadly, greggy just had to let me go as his publicist. (he didn't say why but I assume it was budget cuts and couldn't be helped.) Fortunately, that means my services are now available to any podcasters out there who are interested!

sheesh, you forgot to even link it, no WONDER i had to fire you no offense

[mwn 5470]

jerboa

 

 

the "small jumpys" of the rodent kingdom

 

 

in my opinion? A+ animals

 

take care everyone

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Here are two of the rodents I see sometimes out in the marshes. Can you guess what they are? Here's a hint, neither of them is remotely as cute as any of the rodents you've posted. Despite the size difference, they are pretty ecologically similar. I find their skeletons all the time, either in alligator nests or following hurricanes because they drown all over the place. The nail clippers are a size reference for you, and also a reminder to me that I need to clip my nails. Shit, and a reminder to YOU to clip YOUR nails.

 

 

Edit: Too scary, also mouse skellington.

 

Edit-edit: Neither of these is a mouse skull, I just wanted to be the first to make such a funny joke. Sorry, couldn't pass it up!

[Houston 4819]

Here are two of the rodents I see sometimes out in the marshes. Can you guess what they are? Here's a hint, neither of them is remotely as cute as any of the rodents you've posted. Despite the size difference, they are pretty ecologically similar. I find their skeletons all the time, either in alligator nests or following hurricanes because they drown all over the place. The nail clippers are a size reference for you, and also a reminder to me that I need to clip my nails. Shit, and a reminder to YOU to clip YOUR nails.

 

 

Edit: Too scary, also mouse skellington.

 

Edit-edit: Neither of these is a mouse skull, I just wanted to be the first to make such a funny joke. Sorry, couldn't pass it up!

 

Muskrat or Nutrea (sp?) we had those in Texas.

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

nutria?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Yes! The big one is a nutria, the small one is a muskrat.

[honlads 8798]

Not having the best day, gang. Someone shared a google drive folder with me that was full of uncensored pics of middle fingers

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Oh shit dude, now that you've looked at them, they're on your drive too! You HAVE to report that person to Interpol or else you'll get in trouble too.

 

Then again, I've heard rumors about a secretive, but very highly placed person within the internet authorities who can take troublesome files off your hands. Don't say I told you this, but the way to call him is to go to the google homepage and search "Do people actually eat each other's butts during sex?"

[honlads 8798]

Nothing matters now anyway, I'm ruined after the police found out that I googled "what goes in the butt. I have to know" without safe search on

[mrsprowl 66]

Once I googled "best way to do butt stuff" and my door got kicked in ten minutes later by a burglar. Seemingly unrelated, but I know what's really going on.

[honlads 8798]

I typed in "what goes in the butt", next thing there's a knock at the door, and I just start to sweat. I realise I've got thousands of embarrassing fail memes from the naughties on my system. Knocks start getting louder cause they can hear me out back drilling through a number of hard drives. They kicked the door down and arrested me on the spot. Idiots. It's like nazi Germans again in this country

[greggy 15909]

i google image searched a pic of my butt and it brought up "24 hour service station", so the google adsense campaign i paid for seems to be working

[Houston 4819]

I google searched "what goes in the butt, seriously no jokes this time" and just got links to Jack Nicholson screaming "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" at me repeatedly. I think he's right.

[SteveH 11126]

I was wondering today whether there was a website that's basically just a photo encyclopedia of the dicks of every animal. Not like porn stuff, but just a helpful resource if you were wondering what a Capybara's dick looked like, for example. It probably does exist, but I'm too afraid to google it. wikidicks?

[mikebonetti 3718]

Oh, that's Dickipedia.

 

Probably.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Damn, mikebonetti already stole my Dickipedia joke.

 

Uh, uh...Wikipenisia?

[thejjar 5031]

I woulda gone with the encyclopedia brittandicka but I'm old fashioned

[seeley 836]

Furban Dicktionary. FUCK you.

[seeley 836]

sorry

[kobthatreal 5896]

Hey guys remember me i posted that ashley should jump in tar and die but what u didnt know is that i was just joking and it was all part of my plan to get her fired and greggy is gonna pay me 20 cents more for doing the same job. Sometimes being a bad boy aint so bad.

 

 

So go listen to that show he does its great. Lots of easter eggs this week. Collect all 20 and PM me for secret prize (its a slice of bread)