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EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees

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Sorry I'm late to the party everyone. I've been trying to come up with something funny to say on the forums but I haven't thought of anything yet.

 

I changed my username and picture. Please don't criticize me or give me recs on what I should have made my xmas name. It comes off as vain and rude. I put a lot of effort into this change and don't need your lip.

 

The ep was great as always. It was nice to hear the boys reunite and return to their old ways and hear July rehash his classic "i'm sick" bit.

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I guess I laughed my whole butt off, but its hard to tell nowadays.

 

Girls are Guys and Laughs are Cries. Its pretty fucked up.

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Bet you guys thought my post from earlier was me doing a joke that spiraled in a way that I never anticipated and that kind of distressed me, but EEEHHH WRONG it was actually a very calculated publicity stunt to promote this week's episode of Podcasts Are Wonderful.

 

Sadly, greggy just had to let me go as his publicist. (he didn't say why but I assume it was budget cuts and couldn't be helped.) Fortunately, that means my services are now available to any podcasters out there who are interested!

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HELLO FRIENDS:

 

THE CHALLENGE IS BACK! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! MTV'S THE CHALLENGE! THERE'S RELATIVES OR SOME SHIT! STOKED AF RIGHT NOW!

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Bet you guys thought my post from earlier was me doing a joke that spiraled in a way that I never anticipated and that kind of distressed me, but EEEHHH WRONG it was actually a very calculated publicity stunt to promote this week's episode of Podcasts Are Wonderful.

 

Sadly, greggy just had to let me go as his publicist. (he didn't say why but I assume it was budget cuts and couldn't be helped.) Fortunately, that means my services are now available to any podcasters out there who are interested!

sheesh, you forgot to even link it, no WONDER i had to fire you no offense

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jerboa

 

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the "small jumpys" of the rodent kingdom

 

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in my opinion? A+ animals

 

take care everyone

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Here are two of the rodents I see sometimes out in the marshes. Can you guess what they are? Here's a hint, neither of them is remotely as cute as any of the rodents you've posted. Despite the size difference, they are pretty ecologically similar. I find their skeletons all the time, either in alligator nests or following hurricanes because they drown all over the place. The nail clippers are a size reference for you, and also a reminder to me that I need to clip my nails. Shit, and a reminder to YOU to clip YOUR nails.

 

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Edit: Too scary, also mouse skellington.

 

Edit-edit: Neither of these is a mouse skull, I just wanted to be the first to make such a funny joke. Sorry, couldn't pass it up!

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Here are two of the rodents I see sometimes out in the marshes. Can you guess what they are? Here's a hint, neither of them is remotely as cute as any of the rodents you've posted. Despite the size difference, they are pretty ecologically similar. I find their skeletons all the time, either in alligator nests or following hurricanes because they drown all over the place. The nail clippers are a size reference for you, and also a reminder to me that I need to clip my nails. Shit, and a reminder to YOU to clip YOUR nails.

 

A1f2afI.jpg?1

 

Edit: Too scary, also mouse skellington.

 

Edit-edit: Neither of these is a mouse skull, I just wanted to be the first to make such a funny joke. Sorry, couldn't pass it up!

 

Muskrat or Nutrea (sp?) we had those in Texas.

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Oh shit dude, now that you've looked at them, they're on your drive too! You HAVE to report that person to Interpol or else you'll get in trouble too.

 

Then again, I've heard rumors about a secretive, but very highly placed person within the internet authorities who can take troublesome files off your hands. Don't say I told you this, but the way to call him is to go to the google homepage and search "Do people actually eat each other's butts during sex?"

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Nothing matters now anyway, I'm ruined after the police found out that I googled "what goes in the butt. I have to know" without safe search on

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Once I googled "best way to do butt stuff" and my door got kicked in ten minutes later by a burglar. Seemingly unrelated, but I know what's really going on.

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I typed in "what goes in the butt", next thing there's a knock at the door, and I just start to sweat. I realise I've got thousands of embarrassing fail memes from the naughties on my system. Knocks start getting louder cause they can hear me out back drilling through a number of hard drives. They kicked the door down and arrested me on the spot. Idiots. It's like nazi Germans again in this country

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I google searched "what goes in the butt, seriously no jokes this time" and just got links to Jack Nicholson screaming "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" at me repeatedly. I think he's right.

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I was wondering today whether there was a website that's basically just a photo encyclopedia of the dicks of every animal. Not like porn stuff, but just a helpful resource if you were wondering what a Capybara's dick looked like, for example. It probably does exist, but I'm too afraid to google it. wikidicks?

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I woulda gone with the encyclopedia brittandicka but I'm old fashioned

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Furban Dicktionary. FUCK you.

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sorry

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Hey guys remember me i posted that ashley should jump in tar and die but what u didnt know is that i was just joking and it was all part of my plan to get her fired and greggy is gonna pay me 20 cents more for doing the same job. Sometimes being a bad boy aint so bad.

 

 

So go listen to that show he does its great. Lots of easter eggs this week. Collect all 20 and PM me for secret prize (its a slice of bread)

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