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EPISODE 113 — Listeners, Our Close Friends 3

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i think its a good movie but im a bit of a scifi nerd so i love good hard sci fi stories like the star war

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There's a dog in Seattle that gets on the bus and goes to the dog park by itself. That's the only news that matters in my life and you have your priorities wrong if you don't feel the same way.

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Finally finished the new ep, and my gosh, it sure was funny!

 

My favorite part was during the guest segment, when the guest, "A Volleyball Net, Our Feared Tormentor", got a little defensive about how much the guys were skewering pop music and asked, "Oh yeah, well what music do you listen to?"

 

H- Mostly roots music.

 

G- Roots music, huh? What's that?

 

S- You know, like, traditional stuff. Real organic down with the people type stuff.

 

H- Yeah, like, probably the most important stuff.

 

G- Oh, I see. What bands are you into?

 

H- Mostly "The Roots".

 

S- Oh yes! I love when they slow jam the news!

 

H- Yes, and isn't that what the news is really all about these days!?

 

S- Yes and the jams are maybe a little too slow even!

 

G- You guys are a couple of real assh*les!

 

S- Oh, but what about "Rusted Root"?

 

H- Oh I... LOVE Rusted Root!

 

S- SEMEEOMAHWEEE

 

G- *unplugs headphones and leaves

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Hey everyone just found out some crazy news, apparently there's no ep of Hollywood Handbook this week.

 

 

 

Edit: Hey everyone, about to board a plane with a bunch of Tibetan monks, gonna try and see if I can join their monastery.

 

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I just saw Star Wars and you guys are wrong about it being fine. It was better than bad, it was good. My son CRIED.

I cried too, on multiple occasions

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Star Wars was pretty good

 

It was weird being in a mall to see a movie hungover/stoned at 10 in the morning, but c'est la vie

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Friendship goals

 

T his acrostic is for Thundercock69.

H is favorite podcast is not Hollywood Handbook.

U psetting I know, but I still have hope he will see the light.

N ot from the US, and yet he is more American than any of us.

D oubt me? Just observe the way he gives no fucks.

E ach of us secretly wishes to be so unburdened by social norms.

R IP Harris Wittels, his hero, and mine as well.

C ool when he says something nice or funny. I like that.

O h man when Thundercock69 says something nice or funny?

C ount me in!

K eep chillin', friend.

6 is a pretty good number and I like it.

9 I'm actually not a fan of. It seems like it would be a real asshole.

 

Merry holiday, buddy. :)

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Thanks for teaching me a new word too Ashley, acrostic. Can't wait to incorrectly use it in a sentence and impress all my dumb idiot friends lol

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I've never watched a Star Wars film.

 

Does that make me a bad person/failure as a human being?

 

Man if I could prevent being labeled a failure by seeing popular movies my dad would love me SO much more

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Watching the original Star Wars, Luke just called his sister (Leia) beautiful lol incest

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I've never listened to Joe Rogan's podcast or watched his stand-up so suck it I'm funny

 

Edit: I've also never said suck it ever in my life why did I do that

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no Alana, it makes you pure. pure as a bra full of whole milk.

 

wow, did not expect to be so overwhelmingly aroused by the idea of a bra full of milk.

Lmao you're weird

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Here's a picture of some guys sliding down a railway that goes up a mountain.

 

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Something about it makes me really happy and I can't explain why. It looks really fun and these guys are my spirit animal.

 

Everyone have a good day, please

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Hey everyone just found out some crazy news, apparently there's no ep of Hollywood Handbook this week.

 

 

 

Edit: Hey everyone, about to board a plane with a bunch of Tibetan monks, gonna try and see if I can join their monastery.

 

HHVJFaQ.jpg

 

Is it cool that I know you're in Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport just from the architecture? Probably not, right? Thanks.

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Oh are you like really into architecture and transportation? is that like kind of a theme in your life?

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