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EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

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JacobCrites    4977

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What's the value of the Jake Fogelnest like I got on my other comment?

The same value as a Frank Zappa album, judging by things he likes.

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JeffBurtMacklinMarra    6724

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Ashley survived the plane trip, if anyone was worried.

 

But were you worried about people flying on September 11th 2001? No, this was a nation at peace. We had no reason to worry.

 

This comment serves as a reminder that life could change for us at any moment. Good night, and good luck.

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AshleyChupp    3958

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Ashley survived the plane trip, if anyone was worried.

 

But were you worried about people flying on September 11th 2001? No, this was a nation at peace. We had no reason to worry.

 

This comment serves as a reminder that life could change for us at any moment. Good night, and good luck.

 

I can't wait until I die in a tragic terrorism accident and you all realize that you actually DID think I was funny and nice and attractive but now it's too late and you never confessed your love for me when you had the chance and it haunts you for the rest of your days. It will be so nice to get the last laugh.

 

In fact, if you are realizing your feelings for me right now, and you feel compelled to pour your heart out, please actually DON'T so that I can enjoy my death that much more. If something nice were to happen to me in my life or if I were to develop a meaningful relationship with someone, it would make my inevitable fatality kind of a bummer actually. And no one wants that.

 

Anyway, should I be concerned that Jeffrey somehow knows I am alive and safe?

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Joe Lerini    7329

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Ye take the high road, and I'll take the Hulk road, and I'll smashy smashy smash afore ye!

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thejjar    5031

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Guys doesn't it suck when you're supposed to go to an ugly sweater party but you make every damn sweater look so good that you're just gonna show up all these suckers you call friends that you're gonna be with.

 

 

 

 

Might be a bit drunk already

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Silvrwoman    4998

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What's the value of the Jake Fogelnest like I got on my other comment?

It is worth thousands of likes.

 

Once all of us have seen that Jake has “liked” your post, we will all jump aboard and start “liking” most of your posts (I’ve seen it, so I’ve already started). You will get so many likes that the Earwolf forums will have to go under construction to accommodate all the digits in your like-count; experts will compare this disaster to the Y2K problem, and later blame Scripps for assuming their fans would not be able to make such good posts.

 

In the meantime, Jake Fogelnest has released a new podcast on the Feral network, and because he has made such a good impression on you by “liking” your HH forum post, you listen to it religiously and become a “rabid” fan of The Folgelnest Folders, and a consistent poster on the Feral forums. You become well liked on this forum, mostly due to your legacy of receiving a coveted Folgelnest “like,” and thus begin receiving a ton of “likes” on all your Feral forum posts.

 

Jake notices a fan receiving an unusual amount of “likes” on his forum which makes him intrigued, so he hires a private investigator to look into you. After a year or so of research, the PI reports back to Jake that you are the person who posted about him on the Hollywood Handbook forums about 12 months earlier. Due to your popularity among his fans, and because he’s taken a liking towards you for the 2015 shoutout on the forum for the now most popular and critically acclaimed podcast of all time, Hollywood Handbook, he invites you to be a guest on his podcast.

 

As expected, you are hilarious on the show. Everyone loves your FF episode, and it is #2 on The Atlantic’s 50 Best Podcast Episodes of 2016.

 

Because of the Folgelnest Folder’s popularity (thanks to you) and huge advertising profits, Scripps buys Feral Audio, and due to all the money FF brings in, Scripps is able to hire a specialist to fix the Like-Count Problem of 2015, reopening the Earwolf forums and eventually merging the Earwolf and Feral forums together. While the Earwolf forums were down, no one could make any more posts and thus every Earwolf forum member’s like-count remained the same as it did in 2015; however, you received a significant amount of “likes” on the Feral forum, and when the two forums merged, so did your like-count, significantly exceeding everyone else’s. Children’s textbooks will refer to you as the Most Liked Person of All Time.

 

Oh and also when Hayes hears you mention Hollywood Handbook on your Folgelnest Folders episode, he posts about it on the FF forums; I make a post referencing his post which then receives a Hayzie Bone “like”

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kobthatreal    5896

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Did you guys hear that Obamas favorite movie of 2015 was The Martian? I bring this up because if Sean is really doing a Super Argo it would probably take place on Mars because thats the new middle east and trust me there is oil on Mars and theres probably some kind of border crossing/hostage situation brewing. He also said there was a desert. He also said its one of the bad countries and as far as im concerned most Mars related movies are bad, except for John Carter that dude is all sorts of bad ass motherfucker. Yet we keep making movies on Mars? Hmm. Is it because there is a sea of oil and if you unplug the nose of the face on mars guy it starts spewing that fresh black gold? When we watch movies like Armageddon we forget that these are all oil drillers and the government paid for that movie to be made to get oil workers geeked about going to space and boy did it work. Not sure how Sean fits into all of this but basically my theory is we keep making movies on Mars in order to cover up the oil and Sean is trying to warn us by calling it a Super argo aka super cover up. Operation martian freedom my ass.

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Lord Shitqueef    1609

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SteveH is a ggg-ghooost!?

 

*hovers in mid-air while legs spin around and then zips off in a cloud of dust*

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souprman    10477

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Norm we see you peeking up in here.

 

weirdo.

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elizamuffins    4228

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I am assuming it has to do with some other podcast (steveH being a ghost) and therefore I don't care.

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kobthatreal    5896

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Norm i swear to god if you are talking to me i will fuck ur whole entire shit up

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SteveH    11126

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No one wants to comment on how SteveH is a ghost now?

 

I just noticed that. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Help!!

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Silvrwoman    4998

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Norm, that's not our butt. I think you're in the wrong butt. Call us if you still can't find our butt. Also, pick up ice on the way to the butt 'cause I think we just got burned

 

Edit: Wargen, sorry I just realized I accidentally plagiarized you. Your joke was so good, it stuck in my head I guess

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