EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I fixed it for your adorable american brain.

 

jeez why don't you two just fouck already

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

 

I fixed it for your adorable american brain.

 

 

Oh wow I find this very condescending but I have to admit I can read it now it says "favorites"

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

Wuts wit dis ansome boy shit init mate it all bollocks marzipan marzipan more marmite on my toast and beans oh im british

 

Allo allo allo m8 wot I forgot me vegemites n cuppas init bruv, finna fill me gob wiv wine gums down the sainsburys

 

YEAH how do you like that Dairy Pillows USA USA USA

 

PS happy Christmas sorry for being mean I just don't celebrate it so I'm getting some sick burns in while you're softened by the Christmas spirit

[kobthatreal 5896]

Ol up ol up mate is u mincin ya meat pies like ya should ya bloody burgalr on wit ya ya tossah

[kobthatreal 5896]

Oy der jack is u fittina get ya some pub subs yo quiero media noche

[rod aug 5637]

 

I fixed it for your adorable american brain.

 

i couldn't tell based on the big letters thank you for changing the subtitles as well now i understand!

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Oy der jack is u fittina get ya some pub subs yo quiero media noche

 

 

I can't tell if you're asking me a question or calling me gay

 

or are you asking me if I'm gay?

 

If so, sometimes.

 

Edit: turns out the word "quiero" is not as offensive as I first believed it to be.

[greggy 15909]

tuuurquoiusue is my favourite colour because im british lol

[elizamuffins 4228]

What is

 

Oh wow I find this very condescending but I have to admit I can read it now it says "favorites"

 

 

MARVELLOUS?

 

What kind of crazy made up word is that?

[greggy 15909]

baby my heart must be britihs because i could never spell favourite without u

[kobthatreal 5896]

Jack is u mental bruv? Ya losin ya mahbles mate u couldnt even play one game of mahbles coz ya lost all ya mahbles mate.

[greggy 15909]

no but for real tho british spellings are exactly the kind of excess you get in a socialist state with free health care and whatnot, ppl waste their time putting extra letters in words and before you know it we're all bowing down to the queen. please dont vote for bernie sanders the toll just on the nation's u button on the keyboards infrastructure would be in the trillions

[rod aug 5637]

ok i have to sleep now so i can get up at 5:30 to wake my parents up and get them to let me open my new presents i think i might have an ipad in one box i shook it a couple times and it had that classic apple shake to it i will let you know in the morning soon good night and merry christmas i hope we all get our new tech gear from mam and pop!

[kobthatreal 5896]

I made a christmas video for the forums.

 

http://youtu.be/dVSKDqWfG5A

[elizamuffins 4228]

I made a christmas video for the forums.

 

http://youtu.be/dVSKDqWfG5A

 

that foil sound!!!!!!!!!!!

[thejjar 5031]

I made a christmas video for the forums.

 

http://youtu.be/dVSKDqWfG5A

 

I like craisins too!

[rod aug 5637]

 

that foil sound!!!!!!!!!!!

lol yea what is this /r/asl or something i got hard as fuck from that foil

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Sending my best wishes to the HH forum faithful. Enjoy:

https://soundcloud.c...-lerini/jimstew

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

kev u havin a laugh m8 ur fuckin mental bruv gor blimey

father christmas gonna give u a right swallop of coal lmao

 

In all seriousness, though, a very merry Christmas to you and yours during this holiday season. (Edit: Please keep in mind those less fortunate than you and be like "yo, that sucks" or you'll end up like a real Scrooge McDuck swimming in a pool of coins except you'll be not swimming you'll be drowning and actually you'll be asleeping with the fishes, mafia gonna come for you and that's that, make you an offer you can't refuse, ayyy take the cannoli badabing u talking to me)

Peace on earth, goodwill's for men

[elizamuffins 4228]

kev u havin a laugh m8 ur fuckin mental bruv gor blimey

father christmas gonna give u a right swallop of coal lmao

 

In all seriousness, though, a very merry Christmas to you and yours.

Peace on earth, goodwill's for men

good on ya, you right tosser!

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

that's very offensive

[mwn 5470]

good christmas, everyone. I'm calling it now.

[chanson 9697]

Hello forumers, I ate some Chinese food for Christmas Eve and Driedel converted to Christianity for the holidays so her name is now Strudel the Christian dog.

 

That is all.

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

A lot of people are going to be saying Merry Christmas over the next 24 hours, but I just want to say that if anybody wants to have a Bad Christmas or even an OK Christmas, you should be allowed to. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

xoxo

-JP

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Bell end!

 

Edit: hey, somebody changed my status! What is this, some kind of trick? If so, good one!