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EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

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One of your bodily fluids, we could guess which one!

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I know that this whole situation feels very Argo, but in time, it will become Apocolypse Now. Not sure who is who, I'll figure it out soon, since Jake Fogelnest, Scharpling, and Sean could all be Kurtz if you think about it.

 

 

Some day this podcast is gonna end...

 

 

EDIT: if this is Apocolypse Now, Sean is definitely the cool surfer guy.

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I think leaving spaces for commercial breaks but not using them, and instead putting in a commercial in the middle of a conversation, was a wise choice

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3 It has to be something to which I have access to, and it has to be small enough to fit below the microscope lens.

 

Take a picture of my value as a human being.

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I want a close up of one of Spunky Foonerisms butt flakes, I've always wondered what those looked like

 

 

Edit:You guys see Jake fkecjdnheimer commented on the forums!? We're really living in the golden age of podcasts

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something that you would like to see an extreme closeup of

 

Dear sir,

Obviously your offer is extremely

Generous. I am very desirous of it.

 

Now that my feelings are laid bare,

Only you can decide what to take a picture of.

Surprise me. I'm flexible.

Except you should have some animal parts in the picture for sure.

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Dear sir,

Obviously your offer is extremely

Generous. I am very desirous of it.

 

Now that my feelings are laid bare,

Only you can decide what to take a picture of.

Surprise me. I'm flexible.

Except you should have some animal parts in the picture for sure.

 

Man,

Why are you stealing my patented Acrostic Bit?

Now I can never do another acrostic as long as I live!

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I made a christmas card

 

 

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Had my picture taken in front of the eiffel tower with a whimsical hat

I definitely did not make it with very limited knowledge of photo booth effects

Hope y'all like my whimsical hat

 

Merry Happy, one and all

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Always have and always will be an Opie guy. But Anthony's ok too. What I really love about those guys is that it gives me hope that even a regular Joe like me can one day be horrible to women I care about

 

 

 

 

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And do we just not talk about the episode at all anymore? Well I liked the part where Hayes said he taught anonymous to throw.

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Any of you into music?

I genuinely would enjoy that acoustic Incubus cruise Hayes and Tom talked about. And I recently bought 2 Metallica CDs. So, that should answer that question.

 

Also...

 

They come runnin' just as fast as they can,

'cause every girl's crazy 'bout a Scharpling man!

 

*grows a big long beard and jams out some blues-rock on the guitar next to a vintage car*

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silvr i'm so sorry this happened to you. I cannot possibly imagine what Hayes was thinking knowing as he does your feelings about the classic HH structure. perhaps you can start a new account ("mercuryfemale" maybe?) and get the pro-version when Sean is there. and that fucking savage Egss Scrapling??!! way to hear the word WOMAN and immediately change it to GIRL in your head you fucking neanderthal!!

 

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!

 

but really congrats!

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silvr i'm so sorry this happened to you. I cannot possibly imagine what Hayes was thinking knowing as he does your feelings about the classic HH structure. perhaps you can start a new account ("mercuryfemale" maybe?) and get the pro-version when Sean is there. and that fucking savage Egss Scrapling??!! way to hear the word WOMAN and immediately change it to GIRL in your head you fucking neanderthal!!

 

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!

 

but really congrats!

Thank you for your concern soup, but I don't care what the structure is as long as jokes are the pillars, Sean and Hayes are the architects, the windows are a view into the complexities of this society, and you all are the glue holding it all together.

[this is meant to be a disgusting joke btw]

 

Thank you soup!

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what a boring friggin ep.

 

 

how do you not go with "Wheedz-the Centric'Entertainer"?

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Oh hey, turns out I actually WAS the Sasquatch and I wasn't actually kidnapped by one... Weird.

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Oh hey, turns out I actually WAS the Sasquatch and I wasn't actually kidnapped by one... Weird.

Need to start shaving buddy

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