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EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

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Uhhhh the next question should be about Hollywood Handbook... In fact I'm a little concerned that you don't bring up Hollywood Handbook within the first few lines of every potential dating encounter.

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aaaaa, It sounds like your friend is texting either Scott Aukerman or Jason Mantzoukas, which is pretty mental. Sadly I don't think either of them listen.

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Veganism

 

You gotta eat everything... Even the DICK

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quick q of the day for you guys:

 

if someone (NOT me, I promise I’m cool and good at social interactions) were talking to someone who used the opening line ‘heynong man,’ how long into the conversation should they wait before making sure they listen to hollywood handbook?

 

Follow up, if the guy does listen, how long should this person WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT ME wait before proposing?

The person in reference wants to know soon because they are currently texting and need a fun and flirty way to bring it up.

 

But I mean I don’t really care. I am not invested in this at all.

 

so uh, let me know so I can let my friend know asap.

Is this like a tinder thing

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Say this: "All joking a salad, do you listen to Hollywood Handbook?"

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You say heynogman back two times then unmatch them Annies friend.

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Whoops, thought this was the HH forum! Turns out it's either the horny boys and girls club or the fuckin Dear Abbey help me through life message boards.

 

 

If you guys keep this up I'm going to shut it down completely. Here's a song to make you remember..

 

No more personal stuff

Nobody give a fuck about your problems.

Keep that shit to yourself

This aint no fuckin advice column

 

No more pictures of Dads

Nobody give a fuck about your problems

Keep that shit to yourself

Or that .45 will go ahead and solve emmm

 

Me and my dawgs we gonna mask up

Me and bear gon tear ya camp up

Joe Mcgurl got that uzi with the hair pin

Staz gas ya crib and brought the flairs in

Burn it to ground bruce proppa with the choppa

put a whole mag in ya momma and ya poppa

kill ya whole fam and smoke sherm with your kids

And thats playin nice wait til Veebs comes in.

Spunky swing machettes faster than andretti

Josh got the mop once ya noodle all spaghetti

Charlie on his harley countin up his fetti

kieran come in clearin out the place you aint ready

broad day once saw that dude shoot 3 witnesses

at a school for the blind yea that boy just dont give a shit

andrew tote brass knuckles cause guns are illegal

then he found a fit bird knicknamed desert eagle

we pull out front it aint business we aint merciful

all because ya fucked up and made this shit personal.

 

- Some of this might not rhyme.

 

I'm glad I wasn't named dropped in that because, that is mean and I am nice, and I don't need to be forum famous to be validated, and I am really serious and aaaaa.... stay pure, sister!

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Man don't tell me how ta post

braggin and puffin bout who you know most

I come with a real deal chip weighing down on my shoulder

from a life lived longer and harder and colder

You got advice? That's great! I can totally dig

Except for the part where you're splittin my wig

I respect what you need and the style of your taunt

But at the end of the day Imma do what I want.

 

Peace.

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1) YES we met on tinder but I resent that you all assumed so

 

2) Kevin, next time you write a diss track you should try to add some humor to it, it might make the point come across harder :^)

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I ate a sandwich on the toilet today.

 

Sorry for sharing, Kevin.

How'd the sandwich wind up on the toilet?

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One of the many great moments in this episode is at 3:44 when Hayes begins imitating the really loud doo-wop singer.

 

This has been brought up before by some great posters, but seconds later Hayes brings up the baseball glove on the table and how to throw a baseball and Tom destroys the premise of Django Unchained. It's really great and may be my favorite part of the episode.

 

Hearing about Jaromir Jagr not wanting to be in the all-star game is good.

 

At 1:01:34 Tom and Hayes start talking about the secret historical relationship between our founding fathers and marijuana. It's great. It leads to Weed-Centric the Entertainer and its best laugh of the year in my opinion especially if you listen to it this year.

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One of the many great moments in this episode is at 3:44 when Hayes begins imitating the really loud doo-wop singer.

 

This has been brought up before by some great posters, but seconds later Hayes brings up the baseball glove on the table and how to throw a baseball and Tom destroys the premise of Django Unchained. It's really great and may be my favorite part of the episode.

 

Hearing about Jaromir Jagr not wanting to be in the all-star game is good.

 

At 1:01:34 Tom and Hayes start talking about the secret historical relationship between our founding fathers and marijuana. It's great. It leads to Weed-Centric the Entertainer and its best laugh of the year in my opinion especially if you listen to it this year.

 

Deflecting from that insanely cutting and devastating youngrose diss. Interesting to see how this one pans out.

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yungwho?

 

EDIT> really had to hold back from copping a classic honlads "not crying" there.

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Deflecting. Interesting to see how this one pans out.

 

Deflecting what? Who am I Jaromir on a power play? Hahaha.

 

Oh and Pans been out! It was panned, but you should see it just for your good Irish boy Hugh.

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Deflecting what? Who am I Jaromir on a power play? Hahaha.

 

Oh and Pans been out! It was panned, but you should see it just for your good Irish boy Hugh.

 

Very interesting

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Top 5 best friends of 2016

 

1. Youngrose

2. Chanson

3. Nice Norm

4. souprman

5. Thundercock69

 

We all know who is number six.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ur own butt

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