Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson

[Jakal 4475]

rock out with your block out

[nohorseman 5423]

Yo Jackal you mind spottin me for this set? Hopin to get 3.

[robotam 4493]

 

I LOVE YOU!

 

That's a great list!

 

fixt

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

You want mean posts, you got it!

 

Nohorseman: smells like horse and even worse, he has a brother.

Piemanpie24: not even a pastry wants his stanky ass

Thundercock69: thinks he's Zeus in the dick region but he's really Hephaestus

Chickneggnogsandwhatever: oh

Honlads: not as cool as you think he is and his accent is distracting

Aaaaa: leaves a snail trail of bad vibes

youngrose: everyone really liked avatar at first, but we forgot about that pretty quickly.

Silvrwoman: really bad at being mean.

Spunky Foonerism: clever name, literally no substance.

Joe Lerini: likes metal, but I assure you metal does not like him

Mikebonetti: the italian stallion is past it's prime, ship him to the glue factory

Wargen: thinks he's hot shit but just recycles chuck Norris jokes from 7 years ago.

Ashley: encapsulates all of the reasons you shouldn't be a vegan.

Rose_cream: OK posts, but you're gonna get overshadowed

Lizzy: I had a turtle named Lizzy that ran away so fuck you

Jacob C.: the C could stand for something funny, but that would make it the funniest thing about him.

Jeffreyparties: afraid of commitment, his dad doesn't like him

SteveH: Popping out another baby, because the world needs more boring white guys

Jackal: the only thing you should be listing is ways to be less of a burden on other peoples psyches

Number1cheebahawk: what are you even trying to accomplish here

Jack Johnson P.I.: don't you play guitar? I'm sorry, it's hard to keep track of all the boring white guys.

Houston: SteveH's son?

WheedzCentric: is your name now a reference to 2 completely unrelated moments on the show?

Nice Norm: Cut the act, I know you can't wait to unload on these assholes. Or did your balls get cut off?

Joe Mcgurl: number 1 handsome boy is the most self indulgent title since KJI decided he was Supreme Leader

Chanson: you might be crushing that tasty powder, but I'm crushing those tasty babes

Ensendada slime: literally who?

eLIZamuffins: your kids are cooler than you are

Greggy: podcasts are wonderful, but you sure aren't.

Ronnie hog: you've been around a long time and this place has sucked for a long time. Coincidence?

Kevin 0'Brien: raps no good smells like old taco lives under dumpster

Blink: some say blink and you'll miss him, but I prefer to keep my eyes shut

Agata: probably can't fucking skateboard

Jon Onyx: probably likes Jar Jar Binks

Cargo Shortzenegger: good name change, just kidding

Dreamingofhalls: I don't want to be dreamingofdreamingofhalls ever

Thejjar: didnt wash his hands last time he peed.

Ranran: knows about music enough for people to know that she knows about music

Asadasa: would be funny to add extra 'S's but not worth my time

mwn: stands for man wants noodles and really needs to lay off the gluten

Abear: not really a bear, actually just a guy

Zsinjeh: thinks space is cool, but he's really a fool

Thomas Fiddlesticks: why are you doing this to us? No one asked you to come here.

BRRII: Thinks having a fancy ass name will hide that you're trash

Danny Boy Wizard: the most annoying type of ghost

Andrew: makes me wish the internet never existed

Souprman: quit piggybacking off of my content

 

 

I love you all very much.

[mikebonetti 3718]

Mikebonetti: the italian stallion is past it's prime, ship him to the glue factory

 

I love you

Thanks, I can't wait! I bet the glue factory has a solid tour, and I heard there's free samples.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Joe Lerini: likes metal, but I assure you metal does not like him

This is probably true. One time I saw The Dillinger Escape Plan in concert, and Greg the lead singer jumped off the stage. His knee collided with my face, sending my glasses flying somewhere. I couldn't find them and had to get a new pair later.

 

Fun show.

[agata 2789]

You want mean posts, you got it!

 

Agata: probably can't fucking skateboard

 

 

 

rude. i skateboard.

[Houston 4819]

You want mean posts, you got it!

 

If you were going for a mean joke you nailed it because boy is that post average. #mathslams #thanksalgebra

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

If you were going for a mean joke you nailed it because boy is that post average. #mathslams #thanksalgebra

 

Long posts don't have to be good because everyone just looks for their name, hits like, and then forgets about it

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

rude. i skateboard.

This is why you deserve 5 stars

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Jeffrey stop being so mean

[Game of Scones 5812]

I have balls!

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Lizzy: I had a turtle named Lizzy that ran away so fuck you

How did you get outran by a turtle lmao how slow can you be

[honlads 8798]

Honlads: everyone thinks he's cool and his accent is distractingly sexy

 

wow, jeffrey, you didn't have to say these things but i appreciate it

[apocowarg 2696]

Cargo Shortzenegger: good name change, just kidding

 

[dixon 5920]

Hmm there's something bothering me about all these lists of forum members but I can't quite figure out what it is...

 

In the meantime I've collected this list of forumers who all have one thing in common.

[honlads 8798]

Dixon: has so many rigged card decks for magic tricks in his pockets that he can't stand up

[souprman 10477]

looks for name

 

finds name

 

reads content

 

destroys contents of home

 

calms down with some nice fresh freebase

 

explodes

 

runs down street

 

gets award for best Richard Pryor impression

 

travels world receiving accolades

 

meets guy who does impression of Michael Jackson catching fire in that Pepsi commercial

 

falls in love

 

adopts several orphans from Myanmar

 

settles down in New Hampshire

 

starts school for stunt impressionists

 

grows old

 

becomes ill and is surrounded by loving family members

 

draws final breath

 

exhales

 

dies/clicks like

[kobthatreal 5896]

Hmm there's something bothering me about all these lists of forum members but I can't quite figure out what it is...

 

In the meantime I've collected this list of forumers who all have one thing in common.

 

Mfw i changed my name and avoid being on the idiots list

 

Those feels.

 

^this

 

^such this

 

Ftw

 

 

Oh and Fatty2Dicks is NOT an idiot.

[mwn 5470]

Hmm there's something bothering me about all these lists of forum members but I can't quite figure out what it is...

 

In the meantime I've collected this list of forumers who all have one thing in common.

 

Since it's cool now to quote people and post links to your own old posts that the quoted post has made the same joke as, I hereby formally declare "whatever man I don't even NEED the credit" and "I don't know how to make hyper l

nks"

 

settles down in New Hampshire

 

great place to give up. I won't tell you how I know that for a fact

 

Jeffreyparties: afraid of commitment, his dad doesn't like him

 

hmm I think you accidentally assigned my entry to someone else. some no-name. ha ha ha

 

well that's it from me. I could have made this three posts but chose not to, so if you could find it in your hearts to like or despise this post 3x as much as you normally would, well, let's just say I hope you don't find anything in your hearts except human blood. that's what belongs in your heart.

...I've lost the plot here

........

well, later

[kobthatreal 5896]

Wow great idea mwn. This helped. I found proof that fatty2dicks is not an idiot!

 

 

I tweeted Sean and Hayes about coming on next week as Mads Mikkelsen's son, Happies Mikkelsen. But no response yet.

[piemanpie24 1119]

 

Piemanpie24: not even a pastry wants his stanky ass

I mean, you're not wrong. You're not right, but you're not wrong.

[dixon 5920]

Since it's cool now to quote people and post links to your own old posts that the quoted post has made the same joke as, I hereby formally declare "whatever man I don't even NEED the credit" and "I don't know how to make hyper l

nks"

 

Oh that's funny, you must have been the first one to post that list. Oh wait. No. It's coming back to me. What have we here?

[chicknsandwich 2495]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

 

New eps of Chickn on the Range are going to come out on Tuesday for now on because I don't think any other good p-casts come out that day.

 

I posted an ep earlier this week if you haven't given it a listen. I talk about Tom Jones and the penny among other things.

 

Also, if anyone on the forums wants to help me out I'm trying to deport Steven Avery.

[piemanpie24 1119]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

 

New eps of Chickn on the Range are going to come out on Tuesday for now on because I don't think any other good p-casts come out that day.

 

I posted an ep earlier this week if you haven't given it a listen. I talk about Tom Jones and the penny among other things.

 

Also, if anyone on the forums wants to help me out, I'm trying to deport Steven Avery (from the Netflix original 10 part documentary Marking the Murderers).

If you make a petition, I'll sign it. I only accept Stephens in my America. #StephenNotSteven #UnevenStephens