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Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

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Dear Nobody,

 

What's the longest pee you ever took? Followup question, what do you think is the world record for the longest pee? Probably like 3 minutes, right?

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Dear Guest,

Please circle the correct answer.

 

Which type of government did Ayatollah Khomeini establish as a result of the Iranian Revolution in 1979?

 

constitutional monarchy

fundamentalist Islamic state

democratic republic

radical Marxist regime

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Dear Sir or Madam,

 

Did you hear those OFFENSIVE (and hilarious!) jokes Ricky Gervais did!?

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Hi Guest,

 

I know this is wrong. I am such an honest guy, and straight shooter…but I have to know more about you…Are you the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA…the riskier the better?

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what kinda animal this Dog or sheep Please I need this answer by the end of today its realimporatant

 

 

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Dearest Guest,

 

Earlier this year 20,000 people tuned in on Periscope to watch a livestream of a puddle in England. Have you considered using the popularity of this puddle as a springboard for your own career? How does it feel that a puddle in a notoriously rainy country has a stronger social media presence than yourself?

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Hello popcorn guest,

 

Why dad not love me?

 

Follow up,

 

How I make dad love me?

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Guest,

 

Lara doesn't think she could take a knife to prince George. But could you?

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hey,

what's the best dance move for impressing your teacher

 

is it ok to hit on your friend's girlfriend if you're just kidding

 

whats your edgy take on politics

 

thanks

danny

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when you're in a public toilet squeezing out a steamer and someone walks in do you pinch up midloaf or let your fartplugs fly

 

i'll take my answer off the air thanks

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S&H why did you even bother to have this loser on the show, worst episode ever.

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Esteemed Guest,

 

Is crass humor the refuge of just the weak-minded or also the spiritually bankrupt?

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Hey loser, my favorite line from 8 mile is "what are you doing with your life thats so great?" can u answer that? Cause it really seems like u aint doin shit and ur wasting everyones time.

 

 

 

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Hey guest. A middle school class that I teach met for the first time today. There is a student in it named Kush.

 

What the fuck, right?

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The parents must have listened to a bunch of puff the magic dragon.

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You're a great guy Souprman, but I've already forgotten what the post that I liked said.

 

Sorry,, I'm going to go to bed now.

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Dear guest,

Do you ever feel like Sean and/or Hayes just read the first popcorn gallery question they see and not necessarily the best one?

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Hey jerk

 

You think you're soooo smart don't you?

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So, guest who hasn't done jackshit,

 

How does it feel for your podcast career to be off to such a strong start? your career is clearly one that can only go downhill. hopefully you have some crazy shit to talk about with Marc Maron, or a wacky character for the other earwolf show, because those are your only chances for any longevity in this medium

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