Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project

[devscoots 2561]

 

Hiiiiiiiii

 

And just like that, I'm reminded that engineers are people too. We should all reflect that we are lucky to have our hearing, so as to hear ringing phones wherever they shall ring.

[youngrose 370]

you can practically slice it with a butterknife or something, maybe a flattened spoon

[chanson 9697]

Seattle is really uncool. It's coffee, it's Frasier, it's Niles, it's boring and terrible and please don't move here. Thanks!

[Lumberjim 364]

Still wishing on a Handbros reunion, but I can chill waiting if Sean Bon Clementovi gonna keep laying out hot, hard hits like this. Devon Fielder gone from wiener boy to monster man in one badass pod sesh. You can't grab your dreams with your dick in your hand, get the fuck outside. hashtagteachingpeople hashtagowlstrong

[SteveH 11126]

This guys name is really close to being Devil Field. Can you imagine anything more terrifying than a field of Devils?

[Joe Lerini 7329]

This guys name is really close to being Devil Field. Can you imagine anything more terrifying than a field of Devils?

Two fields of devils?

[mattman92ish 823]

I can't think and do this Superhero puzzle at the same time!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I can't think and do this Superhero puzzle at the same time!

Ooh, which superhero is on the puzzle? I know comic book talk was super-popular last thread.

[mattman92ish 823]

Ooh, which superhero is on the puzzle? I know comic book talk was super-popular last thread.

its an Alf Puzzle but he's wearing an Iron Man suit and Robert Downey Jr is in the background behind a bush winking giving a thumbs up

[earpanther 451]

Hey guys!

 

check your DMs

[apocowarg 2696]

 

laer si dlroworc

[VonWolf 57]

I like when Sean is mean to Devin because He's actually being strict and he's being a good teacher. Which is good.

[VonWolf 57]

I think The Danish Girl had more potential to be bussin' on it and riffin' on and getting hyped up. Wish they hadn't of stopped it. Guy's dressing up like girls is hilarious just like how Sean said.

[Lumberjim 364]

Hayes' predicament is exactly the same as that of Prometheus with the small difference of instead of rock, it's tree, and instead of the bird eating his liver everyday, he's getting shushed by it. This is a deep podcast with deep themes.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hey have you guys actually listened to this ep? I did, and I have to admit it was pretty funny.

 

 

Edit: I'm not kidding.

[honlads 8798]

Take no notice of Spunky, this is classic him

[youngrose 370]

Hayes' predicament is exactly the same as that of Prometheus with the small difference of instead of rock, it's tree, and instead of the bird eating his liver everyday, he's getting shushed by it. This is a deep podcast with deep themes.

 

 

uhhh, did you even watch that movie? not what happened at all

[mwn 5470]

This guys name is really close to being Devil Field. Can you imagine anything more terrifying than a field of Devils?

 

Well now that you mention it, I can. I spend a lot of my waking time imagining things and some of my sleep time too. I consider myself an expert on being terrified, spooked, startled, and petrified, and have developed a scale to measure how ghastly the world is.

here's an abridged table of some bad shit, ranked by their Scareville Units (this is a pun on Scoville units, the measurement of spiciness. I'm ashamed for both of us that I have to explain this to you.)

 

0 - a big bowl of vanilla ice cream: perfectly unscary. a tasty treat!

1.5 - a big bowl of chocolate ice cream: the only scary thing is how much I like it!

5 - bowl of ice cream set near the table edge: please don't knock it over..... be careful......

10-1000 - critters (various):

• big critters: not scary. mostly cute and more afraid of you than you are of them! easy to avoid.
  
• medium critters: not very scary. this category includes dogs, the anti-horror
  
• invisible critters: a little scary. you get the sneezes from these tiny guys
  
• small critters: a bad time! these are bugs. they can really sneak up on you and live in your shirt for a year
  
• galactic critters: the scariest critter. this category includes planets and space clouds, which I think are probably alive and definitely mean
  

2500-5000 - night-time: this is when I go to bed :-) sometimes monsters and crime happen during this period :-/

 

10000 - responsibility: am I right guys??? no really, am I.... I sure hope I am....

12000 - staring, unblinking children: this is a horror movie classic for a reason, folks! these kids are up to no good

12001 - staring, unblinking adults: in my experience this is just normal

20000 - Devil Field: incredibly bad and shocking. just a dire situation all around.

20500 - Demon Meadow: exactly the same, but somehow worse

20569 - Demon Wayans: yikes! haha, this one is actually only a joke. I hope you liked it

33333 - crow world

40000 - talking to a woman: truly bone-chilling. just thinking about it is making me sweat in all the wrong places

50000 - dreaming that you're back in college, even though you graduated years ago, and you forgot to study for the big test, , and then waking up and you're in college and your postgrad life was a dream and the test starts in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!

60000 - crowzone: the upgraded version of crow world science hasn't found out about yet

75000 - the human condition, if you think about it...: it takes a real twisted mind to think about life in this way, and a lot of people don't give the society they live in a second thought... but we're all trapped in a cage, in a way, by each other, and all for what... to make the banks have more money?? NO THANKS

1000000 - making a stupid list for a forum and it turns out not very funny and no one likes it: the worst fate imaginable

[youngrose 370]

65000 - manmade holes in the crowzone layer linking our system to theirs

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Hey guys!

Hi Sam you're my favourite engineer

 

After Brett, Cody and Ryan of course

[thejjar 5031]

What critter you guys think is 69 on the scareville scale? Probably a beaver. haha just kidding i'm not sure what it would be

[SteveH 11126]

This is a creature that I didn't know existed until about a week ago. It's called a Coconut Crab and the most terrifying thing I've ever seen and I can't stop thinking about it. When I'm at work, I keep imagining that there's one just sitting in the corner of my office. If the scariest critter on the Scareville scale is at 1000, then I guess this would be 1000, but I feel like it's gotta be higher than that.

 

p.s. there a lot of hoax photos that go around on the internet of crazy animals. I already looked this up, and unfortunately this is not one of those photos. It's real.

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Holy motherfucking shit! A crab that steals from our garbage cans!

 

Whatever will they think of next?

[Houston 4819]

I listened to this episode, but especially the wordy parts.

 

Update: I listened to a fan edit with the word parts taken out and Wheezy's right. The silence was deafening. #truthtopower

[balto_hero_dog 54]

So I played this episode for all my students and now they're all impossibly sexy how do I undo this?