EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

[Game of Scones 5812]

I've figured out who the guest is based on context clues. Since its 'love', the guest has to be either Paul Rust, Gillian Jacobs and/or Anthony Anderson.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Hi,

 

Sean/Hayes/Guest/Norm/AnyOtherPersonOnThisForum

 

Will you be my valentine?

 

No? Oh alright. See ya later.

 

Interesting order. I'm going to work hard to make this Sean/Hayes/Norm/Guest...

 

I know its sacrilege, but I'm secretly gunning for Sean/Norm/Hayes/Guest...

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

What if I want to marry my dog but not in a gross way?

 

didn't obamaman legalize that last year? I could be remembering this wrong but I'm pretty sure dog marriage is legal because I went to my uncle henry and his roommate's wedding.

[robotam 4493]

Edit:

I made a pun. But regretted it the second I did. That's why I edited this post.

OK?

[souprman 10477]

HA! LIZ LOVES US! I KNEW IT!!!

 

ha ha Liz, you love a bunch of weirdos!

 

LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!! LIZZZZZZMUFFFINS!! (that's a little song about you)

 

love you right back tough guy. :wub:

 

the rest of you are pretty great too.

[souprman 10477]

except Norm of course.

 

he's the worst.

 

#fuckNorm

[thejjar 5031]

 

Having the boys back together for Valentine's day makes me think maybe this fucked up world is gonna be ok.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Happy hearts love day everyone <3

[AshleyChupp 3958]

 

Still here? Let's hang!

 

K meet me outside the Lincoln park zoo and bring your finest safari hat, but don't ask me what for. Also do you have bolt cutters? Also are you a fast runner? But not too fast? Like faster than your average bear but still slower than me?

[souprman 10477]

Ashley if you're trying to "Revenant" him I think you're making yourself the Tom Hardy in that situation.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

 

<3 M'lady and m'lords. On this Valentine's Day, I promise to protect your heart <3

 

With only love,

Your #1 Handsome Valentine Boy

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

The Life Of Pablo is the best valentines date i could possibly ask for.

 

 

 

(other than Hayes and Sean)

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

slow day on the forums, i guess everyone but me was just fuckin' all day long right?

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

You weren't alone in not fucking, Cheeba Hawk. It was a lonely, stoned, drunk day for Wheez. I didn't even get a chance to see Deadpool yet. If he invades this thread, I'm going to be so lost.

 

Edit: Rust, Gilly, and Thicke breaking off a new hundo on CBB should help ease the pain a little bit.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Happy hearts love day everyone <3

Ffs why's the pic so small, I'm really not good at this computery technicality stuff guys

[SteveH 11126]

First Aaliyah, now Scalia? Who's next?

[mwn 5470]

Steve that seems like a veiled threat to one of Obama's daughters. now I can finally call the cops on you for a GOOD reason

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I hope I can sneak this in under the wire - Hollywood Handbook podcast was really good this week. I enjoyed all the funny parts very much!

[Jakal 4475]

Under the wire is my fav kanye song Spunk

[Joe Lerini 7329]

First Aaliyah, now Scalia? Who's next?

Watch out, Talia Shire!

 

Am I pronouncing that right?

[putsome gravyonit 835]

How does sex in a bathtub work?

 

the trick is, you're gonna need two bathtubs

[putsome gravyonit 835]

K meet me outside the Lincoln park zoo and bring your finest safari hat, but don't ask me what for. Also do you have bolt cutters? Also are you a fast runner? But not too fast? Like faster than your average bear but still slower than me?

 

ok

i do have bolt cutters

pretty fast

ive seen the bears at LPZ, i think they are all either diabetic or jeb bush supporters. low energy types, not even worried.

which entrance will you be at?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

jeb bush supporters.

 

y'all remember Montgomery? that guy sure was a piece of shit, right?