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EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

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going to see zoolander 2 tonight, anybody seen this thing? my expectations are pretty low, but they could be swayed to be lower.

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I like this more now that I understand the reference

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For those who might not get the reference, "hot dog go to bathroom" is a quote from the podcast Hollywood Handbook.

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I'm in Chicago.

Whoa, was the audition process hard? Did you have to sing "Baby, What A Big Surprise"?

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VALENTINE'S DAY RULES:

 

-post a questions about your relationship or yoour crush

-personal question about love issues you have

-not valentine's day but right now

-pass it on!

-for our guest we need questions about your love problems

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Guest, what is a good way to convince someone to marry you and to make it look legitimate in the eyes of certain immigration authorities?

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My mum and dad have been married for 20 years and still love each other very much. How do I stop their sex noises from drifting into my bedroom while I'm trying to sleep?

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Guest, perhaps Hayes and/or Sean have spoken about a certain physical problem they have with ladies in the bedroom. Do you have any tips for a friend of mine who has the opposite problem?

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Hi guest, my last relationship ended because the girl kept saying "I spent too much time outside" and "why are you going through my trash" and "wow the homeless situation has gotten real bad here lately" Any tips on how to handle situations like this in the future?

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Guest,

 

I recently saw Emma Thompson (Nanny McPhee) standing in line for a milkshake at a local ice cream parlor.

 

I asked for her number, but she just took a slurp of her big shake and rolled her eyes at me.

 

How do I deal with this constant tide of rejection?

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Guest,

 

It's often said that size doesn't matter, but I think it does. Yet when I do a great big poop and leave it for my lady friend to see she gets really upset. How can I get her to celebrate my accomplishments with me?

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How can I tell if a women loves me or just loves my personality, physical appearance and my actions!?

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How can I trick someone into falling in love with me even though I am a terrible person?

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how do i make my wife love me again

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Guest,

 

It's Joe. They say love is blind but what if it were deaf? What would that be like?

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Women often say my penis is very big. How can I tell more people about this without seeming like I am bragging?

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Guest,

 

What songs do you like to make whoopee to?

 

Jackal

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Guest,

 

I know this HB8 but I just cannot f-close, no matter how much kino I establish. Do you have any suggestions?

 

P.S. Yes, I have already tried negging.

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