EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

[piemanpie24 1119]

I'm so glad I came here today. I miss Harris's laugh

[Joe Lerini 7329]

"I am God. Look at me. Here's my money, Africa. Do you see what I've done, world? I'm fixing AIDS. Here is my hat."

-Bono (as portrayed by Harris Wittels)

[skizelo 2536]

Dont stop or we'll die, or as Paul Rust calls it, Bass practice.

 

"I've not heard so much laughter in a HH episode since Scharpling schamed Hayes about his laugh"

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Harris followed me on Twitter, so my grief is more legitimate than any of yours.

 

(I'm projecting my sadness as douchiness to make today easier to get through. You should try it sometime.)

[Game of Scones 5812]

Who are you guys talking about?

[robotam 4493]

Harris was bloody brilliant.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Harris :-( one year

 

still remember that day. i was listening to CBB with Horatio and Jim O'Heir and i saw it on twitter that he passed and just yanked my earbuds out.

 

watched clips from him in parks and foam corner for 5 minutes, got really sad, and then did that for 12 hours.

[putsome gravyonit 835]

wagwan y'all.

 

coming to you live from center ice with this week's handbook sports update.

 

on wednesday hayes and the new york rangers - representing handbook east - hosted sean and the chicago blackhawks - representing handbook central.

*note: sean opts for the traditional canadian spelling while hockeying

 

Hayes scored first among wolfcool hosts on the ice with a wicked one-timer deep into the second period. Sean responded in style with practically the same shot, a cross-ice center pass, one-timer in the 4 hole, tying the game in the third.

 

Here's the box score with that sweet data, you nerds

 

Obviously the lamestream sports media is obsessed about the rookie Panarin's first NHL hat trick. And believe me, he's the real deal.

 

But among podcast hosts it was an even tie with one goal each. Respectable, knowing they held back in the spirit of sportsmanship. With these teams playoff bound, one thing is for sure: wolfcool is bound to get even more wolfcold

 

Reporting live. Back to you in the studio

 

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Terrible. Just terrible.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Remember wheez, we have to think it's cool to like cool things again. We've come full circle. It's okay though, I'm getting really into Fantasy weed smoking on FanDuel; it's not gambling if you always win

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Is smoking weed a type of gambling? If so, does anyone have any tips for winning, besides doing it all day every day?

 

Is being dork the new being nerd?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Is smoking weed a type of gambling? If so, does anyone have any tips for winning, besides doing it all day every day?

 

Is being dork the new being nerd?

 

 

smoking weed is only gambling if you're buying from a dealer, and not a medical dispensary

 

a tokin' tip from your old pal Cheeba Hawk

[Proposition Phil 218]

Haven't heard any of it, but I'm guessing a lot of it probably focuses on the Slipknot vs. Kanye beef

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOyfWUq_214

 

So brave to go against the grain and make fun of Kanye.

[Houston 4819]

Houston that font is way too scary! What's it called "Your Tombstone"? Jeez.

 

I think it's some font called metal mania, but don't blame me, blame the sentient trashcan. I am but his messenger.

[elizamuffins 4228]

I forgot to mention the other day when I posted that I also really like The Doughboys and would like to see some sort of crossover and/or them coming to Earwolf.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Harris followed me on Twitter, so my grief is more legitimate than any of yours.

 

humblebrag

[thejjar 5031]

Terrible. Just terrible.

 

Hot Take Wheez!

[greggy 15909]

feral audio is good, i dont think theres any real reason to switch to earwolf

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Greggy how much did Mr. Feral pay you to say that

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

I picked this lipstick purely for the name.

 

[RanRan 3242]

Oh I have that too! It's a great color and a nice formula as well. Not many that work well on both cheeks and lips like that one does.

[AnnieMcfadden 943]

it's great all over your face, just as harris would want it

[Game of Scones 5812]

hey, where did all the desperate testosterone go?

 

this is weird

[skizelo 2536]

hey, where did all the desperate testosterone go?

 

this is weird

I got it all and im hoarding it