A dick will make you mad

[waitingfortheflood 0]

A dick will make you mad,

A penis gets in the way.

A cock barks phlegm where’er it goes

And shafts, they fall away…

 

A dork's a little weird,

A whang a bit too pink.

But your snausage looks like it's been seared at an intense heat for way too long

And for a pork sword, it's blunter than you'd think.