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EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend

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I've been thinking about making a podcast about sparkling water. Reviews, casual chat, history, and lots of drinking water. I'm torn between naming it "Helter Seltzer" or "Seltzer Skelter." Can I be on your podcast network, warghoul? I promise to sell lots of sex toys and underwear to fund the show.

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I've been thinking about making a podcast about sparkling water. Reviews, casual chat, history, and lots of drinking water. I'm torn between naming it "Helter Seltzer" or "Seltzer Skelter." Can I be on your podcast network, warghoul? I promise to sell lots of sex toys and underwear to fund the show.

"Bomb Seltzer". Sorta like Bomb Shelter.

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I can't wait to see what poster my 10 month old will be sporting for April, tho. It's perfect weather in Hotlanta for a nice badass Criminal movie poster. Kickass colors on that bad boy.

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Adam Sachs, more like Goldman Sachs cause this ep was gold, man. A-dam (uh damn)!

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This was a good one. Really happy they got to my popcorn gallery question, it means a lot. Also shows how friendly we are that they didn't even use my last name.

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Great ep! Made me want to throw up just listening to it.

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I've been thinking about making a podcast about sparkling water. Reviews, casual chat, history, and lots of drinking water.

 

Yeah this could work but I want to make sure you drink water right into the mic. Lots of wet mouth sounds and smacking of lips. What do you think of the name "The Brian Seltzer Podchestra"? Is your name Brian and if not are you open to a name change? I already have some advertisers lined if you are okay with being sponsored by pornography that is related to the theme of drinking fluids.

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I know it's not very hardcore of me to say this, but I'm concerned with how much Sean has been throwing up

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Yeah this could work but I want to make sure you drink water right into the mic. Lots of wet mouth sounds and smacking of lips. What do you think of the name "The Brian Seltzer Podchestra"? Is your name Brian and if not are you open to a name change? I already have some advertisers lined if you are okay with being sponsored by pornography that is related to the theme of drinking fluids.

 

Sounds great! I should mention that sparkling water makes me belch uncontrollably. Not sure if that matters. My name is Robert, but I'm willing to change to Brian. Or how about Brian-Robert?

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Brian-Robert is fine. Okay, this is going pretty good. I don't have a home so we record podcasts at the food court in the mall. The acoustics are terrible but sometimes people don't finish their food and if you can catch them before they get their tray to the trashcan you can score some nice eats. Security really doesn't like this so if you see them run to the east parking garage and find the corner with all the pigeon dookie. Scurry up onto that ledge and you can blend in with the pigeons. I tried to record a podcast there once but the ammonia from the pigeon poops made me woozy and I fell off the ledge and through the windshield of a Mercury Mariner. I gotta get back to working on this code. Do you know what the phrase "all bones exiled in the meatspace" means and if so could you assign an astrological sign to each word? It's okay if you can't.

 

Welcome to the Podiatry of the Mind podcast family!

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I've been thinking about making a podcast about sparkling water. Reviews, casual chat, history, and lots of drinking water. I'm torn between naming it "Helter Seltzer" or "Seltzer Skelter." Can I be on your podcast network, warghoul? I promise to sell lots of sex toys and underwear to fund the show.

  • Fizzy, Miss Lizzy
  • The Continuing Story of Bubbly Bill
  • Happiness is a Warm Can (of seltzer)
  • Strawberry Fizz Forever
  • Fizzing a Hole
  • Golden Seltzer
  • I've Just Seen a Fizz
  • Sgt Seltzer's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Carbonation
  • Carbonation 9
  • With a Little Help From My Fizz

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I'm not sure I will be able to make it to the mall, unless it's in the Pacific NW. How about this instead. I'll skype in to you in the food court while I'm riding a loop on the Portland Streetcar and you can record it on a microphone set up to pick up the sounds from your computer speakers.

 

I'm not sure what that phrase means, maybe a metaphor for keeping our deepest secrets (bones) hidden deep within our psyche (meatspace). Here's the astrological assignments for each word "all cancer cancered in the cancerspace."

 

Hollywood Handbook was great this week, just as every week is. I hope "The Brian Seltzer Podchestra" can be 1% as good.

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I'd be honoured to get in on this! I'm up in Canada, but I know the way to the roof of a building where a bunch of geese hang out. They're no pigeons, but they should add a nice Canadian flavour. Plus it's super windy, which should help my contributions carry right into the microphone of my Blackberry Pearl.

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I'm not sure what that phrase means, maybe a metaphor for keeping our deepest secrets (bones) hidden deep within our psyche (meatspace). Here's the astrological assignments for each word "all cancer cancered in the cancerspace."

 

takes a big ol' huff from the spray paint bag and looks up at you with microwave eyes dancing a jitter above a white raccoon mouth

 

 

 

 

 

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I feel like I'm browsing the Colbie Caillat forums cus all y'all gettin bubbly up in here

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Hmmm, I was really hoping this was going to be Uncle Bertie's Botanarium episode four, but all in all, pretty good show. I was really impressed when the guest said, "Wanna see me play some Adam Sax?" and then jammed for awhile. I can see now why we elected him.

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What an informative podcast episode. Now I know that Hardcore Henry isn't about Henry Rollins. Thanks, Hollywood Handbook!

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Also I brought this as a welcome gift.

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We all feared Croworld but it's the dogs that are taking over.

 

Let us all pray to the forum gods as we ring in the end of days.

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Welcome, dartsea. Chanson will be pleased with your gift. May he reward us all with rain for our crops.

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maybe they can finally get another shoe!

oh god, I jinxed it. im sorry everyone

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Hello I'm new here I don't anyone. All I know is this is very clearly the hollywood handbook forum. It's in the title! I thought this was a very funny ep and I thought I would say hello since big ol' A. Sachs made an appearance. Also I brought this as a welcome gift.

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Did you know Chanson is a real person who sometimes posts on this very forum?

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