Episode 11.5 — Minisode Twelve

[engineerdoug 6]

You knew it wouldn't be long 'til we tackled this next film. Racially insensitive and poorly constructed, The Love Guru is everything we want in a How Did This Get Made movie. Your assignment for this week: Watch the movie and make up your own offensive and unfunny character names a la Tugginmypudha and Jacques Grande. See you then!

[TeamSpaceBug 0]

Oh man this is gonna be a good one. Here are some names I came up with.

1.) Guy LaDogFart
2.) Mandy Handyjob
3.) Stewart Scrotalsack
4.) Cock Smith
5.) Doctor Repetitive Fartjoke.

[Julia 477]

I love how most people would see an awful movie and think 'Whoa, I never want to sit through that again.' But Paul will see a horrible film and actually pay money to sit through it multiple times in a theater. Kudos on your strength, Paul. I don't know that I could do that.

[lmfiber 4]

Sacre Bleuballse

[MikeW 18]

I know I'm incredibly wrong about this, but I actually enjoyed this movie. I can't explain why, and I'm totally aware that it's HORRIBLE, but for some reason, I actually like it.

[Reverend Puck 4]

This movie was so bad, I felt bad for Indian Stereotypes.

Urethra Franklin
Chief Throbbing Rod
Dick Insider

[Vasectomist 3]

Some names:
- Anal Jabber
- Professor Ballsoff
- Doctor Santorum
- Aunt Flo
- Wang Chokher
- Rod Johnson
- Shaggy Bush
- Reverend Pampers

[Sean Carey 0]

Rep. Anthony Weiner

[andyradicalpossumtackler 17]

I feel like this movie is almost explicable, if you assume that the working title was "No One Wants to Say No to Mike Myers".

Name idea: Reginald Q. Buttsex. It's about as subtle as anything in the actual movie.

[ColdTwelveMedia 0]

Michael Buffer's other brother Richard Buffer. Better known as Dick Buffer.

[Anchor Management 36]

Some ideas:

Mike Litoris
Hans Ziob
The Abdominable Showman
Guru Makindbaldmancrai
Doctor Unnecessarsitarcover
Prof. Terriblemisuseofcomedians

Seriously though, how did all those guys get sucked into that movie? Jim Gaffigan, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Daniel Tosh and even friend of the show Rob Huebel are all on board this shipwreck. I mean, a like a dick joke every once in while, but every two seconds....

[Lando 2019]

What a transgender character who was born Tucker Wang, but goes by Anita Snipsnip as a female.

[TheMagicIsOver 0]

Perhaps a female midget named Wilma Dickfit
Or some weird mix of south asian and hispanic stereotypes named Juana Phucket

[Persuasive Viking 0]

Richard Thrust or Mike Hunt

[unraptured 2]

Bob Viouspun
Hackman Wordplay
Arvydas SaBONERS (for the Portland Sports fans in the audience)

[Doormat Hobo 0]

Umm...

Fook Mi
Fook Yu
Ivana Humpalot
Alotta Fagina
Dixie Normus
Una Brau
Robin Swallows (maiden name= Spitz)

Yeah, those movies weren't that good in retrospect.

[mtoe1935 0]

Guru UpInYa
Harry PantsMonster
Justin ForTheMoney

[zombieparmesan 0]

Douche LaRouche
Puck Peckerman
Richard Isinya

[dave_dw 0]

Clit & Russ Bush are twins who are never seen together so you can't tell which one it is when you're talking to one, so you have to constantly call both of them "Clit or Russ Bush."

[runthejonathon 0]

For more insight on the creation of the "Guru Pitka" character, listen to this interview on Fresh Air with Terry Gross, where Mike Myers justifies the film as a way of dealing with the loss of his father. No, really:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91620730

[tbu27 0]

Perhaps this would be better suited for an Austin Powers movie (Johnson!, Woody!, Wang!), but would it be topically appropriate for Congressman Weiner to make a cameo in this film?

[deadfiller 0]

Vance DeFrancz

[the_ez8 30]

Tim Hotbuttdisease
John Bigweiner
Heath Weinerjoke

And finally,
Hank Africa
The joke is that he'd be white and healthy.

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CHERRY POPPINS

[BurritoSheen 0]

Oliver Kloseoff