Joe Lerini 7329 Posted July 11, 2016 i think the 'friday' series is based on that premise They stopped making those when they realized the 13th one would have to be a crossover with a hockey mask-wearing murderer. 2 Share this post Link to post
RanRan 3242 Posted July 12, 2016 Show was good, Andy was good, more Andy please  MoreAndy  Mirandy  huh how about that 6 Share this post Link to post
AndrewGoll 1211 Posted July 12, 2016   I will apply to do PR/ad copy writing for Gollstone Inc. I know it says 10 years of experience required and I only have 2, but I'll sort of exaggerate my high school years as a camp counselor to make it look better on the actual resume  Umm... Is this the best. Well, I have been getting quite a few applications due to the fact I apparently have a Zapidos in my business, don't know what that means?   Edit: are all the peOpel this week on the forums unemployable?.... I think so. So inactive!  Edit-edit: I exclude greggy from my last comment 5 Share this post Link to post
beeface 1804 Posted July 12, 2016 i'm good at computers. look wow hire me why not 3 Share this post Link to post
Henry 3777 Posted July 12, 2016 I'm actually maybe too employed at the moment. I've discussed the matter with my boss and explained that if I don't get some time freed up to think of long rambling paragraphs that go nowhere, but sometimes make myself giggle, then I'd be taking this job and shoving it up a butt. I didn't specify which butt, but I think I made my point. She said something about me being on fire or whatever, so she obviously appreciates my forum posts and wants me to get back to them. Kinda weird, I didn't even know she was a HH fan. Must just be a forum lurker or something. Well, I'll see you tomorrow boss lady. I won't say your name, you know who you are 7 Share this post Link to post
AndrewGoll 1211 Posted July 12, 2016 i'm good at computers. look wow hire me why not  Your hired! Every time my little brother comes in to tell me "use the mouse", I freak out! Why the hell is there a mouse always in the computer room!  Edit: I guess it's better then a rat! 3 Share this post Link to post
AndrewGoll 1211 Posted July 12, 2016 I'm actually maybe too employed at the moment. I've discussed the matter with my boss and explained that if I don't get some time freed up to think of long rambling paragraphs that go nowhere, but sometimes make myself giggle, then I'd be taking this job and shoving it up a butt. I didn't specify which butt, but I think I made my point. She said something about me being on fire or whatever, so she obviously appreciates my forum posts and wants me to get back to them. Kinda weird, I didn't even know she was a HH fan. Must just be a forum lurker or something. Well, I'll see you tomorrow boss lady. I won't say your name, you know who you are ;)/> Â A woman boss?! Very progressive! 3 Share this post Link to post
Henry 3777 Posted July 12, 2016 Thanks, I try! I'm a modern man in a modern world and I guess I'm comfortable admitting that I'm an incredible person with an evolved world view. Feels kinda weird taking credit for this, but I can't argue with the facts 5 Share this post Link to post
Fabio's Socks 1822 Posted July 12, 2016 i hate that my boss is cis  It's so frustrating when you want to join the 21st century and live a progressive lifestyle but your boss conforms to every stereotype you would expect in a boss and ruins everything 1 Share this post Link to post
Fabio's Socks 1822 Posted July 12, 2016 Umm... Is this the best. Well, I have been getting quite a few applications due to the fact I apparently have a Zapidos in my business, don't know what that means?   Edit: are all the peOpel this week on the forums unemployable?.... I think so. So inactive!  Edit-edit: I exclude greggy from my last comment  That's fine, I didn't really even want to work for you anyways. That's right. It was all a big joke! The application, the references, the cover letter, the three phone calls checking up on where you were at in the interview process. Just one long, really well-developed bit and not a job I was really really wanting 2 Share this post Link to post
LydonBergin 420 Posted July 18, 2016 You guys hear that Lydon Bergin joke though??? Fire. Share this post Link to post