But Mr.Murphy my mother birthed me

[ThomasWSumnersIII 4]

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[SirVizzle 27]

She didn't tell me that I'd take her herpes per stirpes*, but I got the purple slurpees, and that's the durnkey's tits.

 

*It's funny, and it rhymes, trust me. Or don't. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_stirpes