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Episode 34 - Velveteen Carter was in the Horse Pillow (w/ Carl Tart)

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Mark and Pete welcome one of the few black female Trump supporters, Velveteen Carter (Carl Tart), to Hard Nation. Velveteen defends her “No Lunks” policy and explains how she knows Hillary Clinton killed Michael Jackson, before the whole gang gets drunk on Svedka Mango Pineapple Jalapeño vodka. Ka-chunk!

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"A clown car of soyces" might be the greatest line of the series. It needs a T-shirt.

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I'm officially a dead person they did the turtle thing from master of disguise hahaha jesus fucking christ A+

 

"they ate the man who was inside" perfect

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