Best Of 2016 - Vote Now!

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

Hey Humons,

 

Intern Dalton here! We are putting together our Best Of 2016 episode. I've attached all of the episodes that are up for consideration (Starting most recently with Episode 269 and going all the way back to Episode 221). Please post below "Episode #, the underlined title, and the time code" when voting.

 

Thanks!

 

 

 

 

P.S. - Intern Alan was going to post this, but he was too embarrassed about his username.

Improv4Humans2016Archive.pdf

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

P.S. - Intern Alan was going to post this, but he was too embarrassed about his username.

was he drunk and accidently typed "Intern Anal" instead?

follow up question, is he aware that it's very easy to change it?

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Any limit to votes, or is it anything-goes?

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

Any limit to votes, or is it anything-goes?

 

You can vote for as many segments as you would like! We'll count up the segments that have the most votes at the end and those will be the ones we use.

[Kdubs412 0]

#227 (1:06:10 - 1:15:46) Twitter Suggestion

#229 (59:15 - 1:10:41) What the Fuck Is Going On?

#233 (1:11:28 - 1:23:30) Crap on Youtube

#246 (15:20 - 23:53) Audience Suggestion

#247 (22:21 - 33:04) Lets Talk Some More About That

#263 (9:14 - 23:03) Twitter Suggestion

[PuncturedJesus 354]

Special honorable mention to the Murder By Death episode which got two entries on the last Best of Music.

 

224: (13:24 - 24:02) ​Let’s Talk Some More About That​ – The guys talk about noises they make and don’t make during sex – A couple fights about their sex noises

226: (1:17:17 – 1:22:49) ​Audience Suggestion​ – “Conspiracy” – Jesse Ventura meets his girlfriend’s parents

228: (7:05 - 21:32) ​Intro Story​ – Stephanie’s mother was robbed – Police officers hit on someone who just got robbed

229: (59:15 – 1:10:41) ​What The Fuck Is Going On?​ – Besser is confused about the popularity of the Damn Daniel video – Tim pitches a sketch show in the vein of Damn Daniel

230: (34:24 - 46:35) ​Question from Listener​ - "What was the last thing that made you ridiculously happy?”– Trump tries to be nice

232: (1:08:24 - 1:18:37) ​Let’s Listen to Another Song​ – “Changes” – While defusing a bomb, one of the bomb squad operators keeps talking about his new girlfrien

233: (54:58 - 1:11:22) ​Crap on Youtube​ - “Grandmother Got A Tattoo” - Grandpa tells incredibly long jokes to an impatient teenager

241 : (0:43 - 7:25) ​Intro Story​ - Metal singers: how do they sing like that for so long? - An aging rock star has some stipulations about performing again

243: (45:48 - 1:01:53) ​Let’s Listen to Another Song​ - “If I Had A Gun” - Using booby traps for home security

246: (6:43 - 15:19) ​Audience Suggestion​ - “Umbrella” - Ian won’t stop telling his umbrella story

247: (36:46 - 46:44) ​Let’s Meet The New Interns​ - Where are the interns from? - A combat robot that thinks it’s Marilyn Monroe

252: (30:04 - 39:13) ​Crap on Youtube​ - “Abstinence-Only Video Game” - Sex-ed video game encourages sex acts

256: (37:35 - 47:03) ​Crap on Youtube​ - "Naked man stuck in a chimney for 11 hours says he was playing hide and seek" - Excuses made by chimney sweeps to be naked in the chimney

259: (43:39 - 50:28) ​Intro Question​ - Did you like your first pet? - Programming very realistic deaths for virtual fish

265: (1:01:19 - 1:09:36) ​Question from Listener​ - “What was your worst online dating experience?” - The gas station attendant that hits on your date

266: (25:58 - 41:11) ​Twitter suggestion/Question from Listener​ - "When did an improv bit go too far?" - Tori Spelling is offered a movie role as a joke at a part

268: (1:07:40 - 1:19:49) ​Let's Hear Another Song​ - "Guest List Spots" - Only wanting to see your friend's band because of the headliner

[MultipleReferee 176]

I can't imagine this next best-of not including the Del Toast, Daly the Pooh, and Fred Phelps scenes.

 

Episode #222: (1:15 - 13:47) ​Twitter Suggestion​ - “Treadmill” - David Blaine and thigh sizes.

Episode #226: (38:12 – 42:02) ​Let’s Talk Some More About That​ – Guy Fieri is intense in a commercial shoot

Episode #227: (1:06:10 – 1:15:46) ​Twitter Suggestion​ – “Porch” – Attitude-driven apparel aka "suck shit"

Episode #229: (48:18 - 58:59) ​Crap on YouTube​ - “Most Unparliamentary Language” – Politicians call each other childish, inappropriate names

Episode #230: (18:23 - 31:52) ​Twitter Suggestion​ – “Do you have a foolproof plan on how to get away with murder?” – Del Toast scene

Episode #234: (13:53 - 22:44) ​Audience Suggestion​ - “Goldfish” - A babysitter refuses to let a boy do anything that isn’t on his parents’ list aka "drink him"

Episode #243: (1:12:13 - 1:30:36) ​Let’s Listen To Another Song​ - “Fuck Fred Phelps"

Episode #244: (21:54 - 30:42) ​Question from Listener​ - "Where have you been that you shouldn’t have?” - Entering the forbidden part of the restaurant

Episode #244: (30:50 - 37:36) ​Twitter Suggestion​ - “Mold” - Making sure your son eats his mold

Episode #249: (2:10 - 15:50) ​Let’s Listen to Another Song​ - “Between The Moon & The Midwest” - A band that can’t emote

Episode #249: (44:32 - 54:15) ​Let’s Talk Some More About That Song​ - Growing tired of gravity - Traveling to the future to find out what Mexican food will look like

Episode #250: (53:39 - 1:04:16) ​Let’s Talk Some More About That​ - Are there any rape scenes in a Disney movie? - The Hundred Acre Wood gets extorted for its honey

Episode #252: (30:04 - 39:13) ​Crap on Youtube​ - “Abstinence-Only Video Game” - Sex-ed video game encourages sex acts aka "yeah bro"

Episode #264: (7:43 - 16:24) ​Intro Story ​- A Goofy Movie was inappropriate for Besser’s daughter - Only having experience with kissing the TV aka "dish"

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

269 (1:10:09 - 1:28:03) Crap on Youtube - "Drone Used to Catch Cheating Wife" - Catching your wife cheating by her donut habits

262 (26:22 - 39:28) "Same to You" - Picking up the pieces and moving on - Therapist uses his own relationship to help his patients

255 - (15:39 - 34:15)Listener question - When did you bleed the most blood? - A mother who swears by putting cereal in her son's head

235 (52:47- 1:02:36) Crap on Youtube - “Glowstick Blows Up In Kid’s Face” - A family has emotional last rites for an incredible shirt

233- (1:23:37 - 1:37:15) What is Bothering You? - Neil is blown away by how many people are on their phones in traffic - The only legal method of communication while driving is through a cell phone

230 - (0:44 - 10:00) Intro Story – “Why are you guys The Green Crew?” – Gil pranks Atamanuik into killing Gemberling

230 - (18:23 - 31:52) Twitter Suggestion – “Do you have a foolproof plan on how to get away with murder?” – Guys create different crimes alibis for a murder; Gil pranks again with the help of his classes with Del Toast

229 - - (1:21:01 – 1:29:32) Crap on YouTube – “Pissed Off Golfer” – A golf party tries to get the slow player ahead of them to let them play through

226 - - (42:17 – 55:25) Audience Question – “Have you ever shoplifted?” – Man admits to burning down field, but police try to blame it on Steven Avery

225 - (14:44 - 23:42) Let’s Talk Some More About That Song – Song captures the confusion of living inside your head – Mookie confesses to how he actually feels about his friends during a fever dream

224- (13:24 - 24:02) Let’s Talk Some More About That – The guys talk about noises they make and don’t make during sex – A couple fights about their sex noises

224- - (1:26:14 – 1:41:30) Crap on YouTube - “Kid Asks His Dad For Hand Lotion” – Gil’s parents are very knowledgeable about weird porn

222- (38:40 - 51:04) Let’s Talk Some More About That - "Who is the worst person on Making a Murderer?" – Easily swayed jurors

[Joe Lerini 7329]

225 Let's Listen to Another Song (1:40-14:28)

226 Audience Suggestion (31:23 - 33:42)

226 Let's Talk Some More About That (38:12 - 42:02)

229 Let's Talk Some More About That (1:10:51 - 1:18:28)

230 Twitter Suggestion (18:23 - 31:52)

234 Audience Suggestion (6:32 - 13:47)

237 Let's Talk Some More About That Song (21:56 - 31:35)

243 Let's Hear Another Song (1:10 - 15:35)

247 Let's Talk Some More About That (22:21 - 33:04)

249 Let's Talk Some More About That Song (44:32 - 54:15)

259 Intro Question (1:11:17 - 1:14:44)

261 Down Under #2 (16:49)

262 Let's Talk Some More About That Song (12:28 - 23:32)

264 Audience Suggestion "Stone" (52:47 - 59:07)

268 Let's Talk Some More About That Song (1:01:44 - 1:07:26)

269 Intro Story (25:34 - 36:08)

 

Also, John Gemberling and Gil Ozeri have been MVPs for the year. They killed it every time they were on.

[Leon The Leprechaun 55]

Hope it's not too late to get some votes in.

 

265 - (44:53 - 50:39) Twitter Suggestion/Question from Listener - "When was the last time you lied about having seen a movie or tv show?" - Avoiding engaging in a conversation about guacamole

 

263 - (45:26 - 56:01) Question from Listener - "What’s the biggest 'I immediately regret doing this' decision?" - Professor Bong-Hit won’t leave the party

 

259 - (43:39 - 50:28) Intro Question - Did you like your first pet? - Programming very realistic deaths for virtual fish - (50:40 - 53:27) Intro Story - Drug dealer who won't say what drugs he sells - A playful drug dealer

 

258 - (4:20 - 10:08) Intro Story - Mike Mitchell took a stray cat to the vet - Mike traps everything and everyone that looks a little skinny

 

222 - (38:40 - 51:04) Let’s Talk Some More About That - "Who is the worst person on Making a Murderer?" – Easily swayed jurors

 

225 - (1:40 - 14:28) Let’s Listen to Another Song - “Foxglove” - A band goes on a camping trick for inspiration, but gets murdered

 

230 - - (34:24 - 46:35) Question from Listener - "What was the last thing that made you ridiculously happy?”– Trump tries to be nice

 

243 - (45:48 - 1:01:53) Let’s Listen to Another Song - “If I Had A Gun” - Using booby traps for home security

 

247 - (36:46 - 46:44) Let’s Meet The New Interns - Where are the interns from? - A combat robot that thinks it’s Marilyn Monroe

[Hello My Name Is Nolan 365]

Ep 265

(3:06 - 25:49) Twitter Suggestion - “Pawn” - Putting on a musical at the height of a pandemic/ Explaining mirrors to your high school son

 

Ep 260

(1:09:45 - 1:20:37) Intro Story - What are you going to be when you grow up? - Iceland must be saved by the 13 Santa Clauses

 

Ep 263

 

(37:10 - 45:18) Crap on Youtube - "Confrontation on Public Bike Path" - A rollerskater faces trouble on bike path trying to get to his therapist

 

(22:09 - 34:50) Question from Listener - What’s the best or worst halloween party experience you’ve ever had? - Half the Navy Seal team must be tripping balls during a mission

 

Ep 264

 

(16:48 - 20:21) Audience Suggestion - “Internal Monologue” - Sharing your internal narrative out loud