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Fortunately, Porthos is mocked and shamed for using the back of his hand to read when using fingers should work fine.

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Unfortunately, those people don't know he fed his "fingertips to the wolverines."

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Fortunately, in Dumas' pre-SNL France, 'feeding your fingertips to the wolverines' was a euphemism for getting your digits all up in some sweet beav'.

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Unfortunately, in Dumas post-SCTV Belgium, it means to stick your fingers so hard into your taint that you bleed.

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Fortunately, the fine print on that fine print let's them be so gay you can smell it on them.

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Fortunately, the old man cock is Mick Jaggar's cock, which smells like hugs.

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Fortunately every person that Stubin pervs on or pedophilizes gets a free pass to heaven.

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Fortunately, hell is other people, so you get to ride around in John Goodman's gullet.

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