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admin, August 30, 2011 in How Did This Get Made?
The Fish and the Bicycle.
New Title: The Bull, The Cow, And The Baywatch
Quote: "I thought working with Ben would be good for my career. Turns out that was my last role, also now I have crabs" - Vince Vaughn's wardrobe from Swingers.
The Gangster, The Lesbo, and The Full RetardorMartin Brest's "The Career Killer".
Without the Bennifer of Hindsight
"Erp Derp I shrinked a lesbian"
"Jumping the Fence: A Cow and Bullshit Story"
Title: Kidnapping and Extortion for Dummies
what the f**k moments- allowing your kidnapped victim continuous access to the telephone, bringing him out in broad daylight in a vintage convertible, taking him out to lunch!
All that cow/bull bullshit and discussion of genitalia. All of the dialogue was so inane and dull and the action you would expect from the plot never happened. Wouldn't you expect to see more of the pursuit or search for the kid?
Alternate Titles:Walking Boners Attempt Witty ReparteeIf 'The Room' Had Famous PeopleA Series of Uncomfortable EventsMentally Handicapped Minstrel Show
* Gigli - It's pronounced 'Really', as in 'Really? You watched this?'
* The movie that promises to 'just leave a faint scent'...of failure.
* Kidnapping, insulting, threatening, bullying, deceiving, intimidating and abandoning a mentally-handicapped kid. Uplifting, life-affirming, hilarious.
* I was teased by the promise of having my eyes ripped from their sockets.
"Which One Is The Retard, Again?"
New title: Gobble Gobble.