Fun fact: drinking half a bottle of shampoo makes you very ill, and makes the cute blonde doctor working the graveyard shift at the emergency room...

[Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy]

Fun fact: drinking half a bottle of shampoo makes you very ill, and makes the cute blonde doctor working the graveyard shift at the emergency room call you an attention seeker behind your back and also not laugh at your jokes and find you endearing like you hoped she would, and also remember to pick up more shampoo