Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Hi guys. Please help me do the math, and tell me if my week was good or bad:

 

Pro: This was a great ep.

 

Pro: Hayes's twitter went viral again

 

Pro: On Saturday, I got to see Shitty Jobs starring Sean, Dom, DC Pierson, and Ben Rodgers; it was a very funny show.

 

Con: Today I spent my lunch break tryna think of a funny joke comparing Trump to Hitler, but yet again, all I came up with was comparing how I like my men to how I like my coffee

 

Con: Everything else

[Henry 3777]

I'm a little upset. I just realized that I've been tricked into liking a couple "suck it Chanson" posts because of clever ways of masking those posts. As we all know, I am incapable of taking back a like due to reasons related to severe OCD. Enjoy feeling guilty, Charlie Murphy Brown

[Henry 3777]

OMG, awesome! Silvrwoman, if you got to meet Sean after the show then that trumps all cons. (Please excuse the use of the word trumps)

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Watching the Sklars eat BK makes me think both Sean or Hayes would make a great new Dave Thomas

[kobthatreal 5896]

wow this week sean lost an arm AND hayes had his shrunk by the dastardly wizard chirs obannon, ill be praying for you men

if im doing the math correctly here it appears you can fit 2 hayes arms inside one chris obananon arm.

 

 

 

can we also point out how cool and chill chris is with that sly little hand on the hip we see u chris! we see u daddy! brrrr!

[greggy 15909]

can we also point out how cool and chill chris is with that sly little hand on the hip we see u chris! we see u daddy! brrrr!

 

this dudes the boss but he puts a pic up with a hand on his hip with 2 fingers pointed straight at "The Commander" ? careful i think i spy a wedding ring, dont fall in love

[souprman 10477]

sean had the great honor of meeting a very very cool nice funny person this weekend. she's v modest though so i wont call her out by name.

[SeasonalPun 144]

Hayes' impressions/accents are massively underrated, I dont want to burst the bubble but

he plays Vladislov in the Howl factory ads

so while Sean is known as the performer, maybe, its HAYES we should getting our pens out for...

 

PS I love you Sean you should be on Love instead of Dave King #teamSean

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Congratulations to the Snuper Bowl Champion Flint Michigan Marc-Maron-i and Cheeses! Final score, 43-41

 

 

We'd also like to take a moment and honor Joe Lerini, our unanimous selection for 2016 HHFFFL Sportsman of the Year. You had an outstanding playoff run and put forth a valiant performance in the championship game. We salute you.

 

The final Pro-Version of the season goes to Chris Bannon. His prize is all our undying respect and friendship, obviously. And the last thing I'll say is that the truth about the Real most holy sacred and dope Pro-Version is that it's actually inside each and every one of us. We need only look to ourselves and award our own prizes. But I mean if Hayes and Sean want to give it out some more that's good too

 

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Steve Bannon our Cake Boss (PFT is in trumps cabinet)

 

 

 

Grep duh this will always be the greatest podcast released in a given week

[mikethehuman 1251]

Silvr i gave you a like for your funny post and for the fact that you went to see Shitty Jobs, but then i realized... i go to Shitty Job for what feels like 5 days out of the week, so that should be a CON not a PRO!

 

Speaking of PRO, 'grats to Bannon for getting the pro-version this week, you really deserve it after spending 20 long and hard years in the podcast mines, digging up podcast gold for all of us to enjoy on a weekly basis. Most of us here thought you were a fictional character for so long, so I'm glad Hayes took some time out of his schedule to sit down with the man of mystery himself.

 

As always, great episode. 5 out of 5 Sklars imo

[Zsinjeh 1677]

nooooo

[Henry 3777]

I had been misinterpreting that pic this whole time! I thought Hayes was catching a punch from Chris, and I was so mad at Chris for even thinking about trying to punch Hayes. This is so much more devastating!

[Zsinjeh 1677]

 

Attack of the 50 foot Wendigabrus was a dope issue too

[robotam 4493]

I had forgotten my login details. Remembered them. Some good eps recently. Some good eps. Not all. JK (just kidding) all good eps. All good eps. Fun fact: All Goodeps was never in consideration for the name of Bob Odenkirk's character on Breaking Bad. End post. Hey mum! Did you know that you can train Siri to post on the forums just using your voice? *disappointed muttering*. What mum? Did you say something? Shit is this thing still on. Siri, end post. No! Now you've cancelled all of my mail. Why did we give you all of this power? We should have listened to Charlie Brooker. We should have LISTENED! *sobbing*

[chanson 9697]

Coke Zero IS the cure for polio, idiots.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Yes, but what is the cure for Coke Zero?

 

As far as alligator V crocodile and which is friendly, I'm leaning towards the one not wielding a sword

 

 

I'm a little upset... Enjoy feeling guilty, Charlie Murphy Brown

Ooo yeah, feeling so friggin guilty right now, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

[greggy 15909]

wow, cant believe i won, i barely even know how football works. fantasy sports rules

[souprman 10477]

wow, cant believe i won, i barely even know how football works. fantasy sports rules

how did he coach and play and not even know how it works!?!?

[The Shrekronomicon 397]

This is probably a dumb question, but google is not being helpful.

 

Whats the difference between fantasy and sport?

Also what is the difference between a coach and a play?

[CiscoKid 1973]

@Zsinjeh I just wanted you to know I can't in good conscience like your first pic even though I do

[JMonsterface 1974]

Guys

 

Folks

 

People

 

Please...

 

Has anyone made this joke yet:

 

Chris Bananas?

 

'Cause that'd be good.

 

Anyways, I woke up out of a coma to tell you all that.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I like this episode and I'm not just saying that to get in the good graces of either sean or hayes in the hopes of getting the pro version.

[souprman 10477]

This is probably a dumb question, but google is not being helpful.

 

Whats the difference between fantasy and sport?

Also what is the difference between a coach and a play?

sharkmanikarp some questions you just don't want the answer to.

@Zsinjeh I just wanted you to know I can't in good conscience like your first pic even though I do

this sounds right.

I like this episode and I'm not just saying that in hopes of getting in the good graces of either sean or hayes in the hopes of getting the pro version.

this sounds right too.

 

 

now i'm just quoting people for no good reason. i guess i still wanna play forum.

[SeasonalPun 144]

Some good eps recently. Some good eps. Not all. JK (just kidding) all good eps. All good eps.

Couple of Omar and Mikes one could say