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Episode 197 - Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend

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this episode rules. only thing that could make it better would be, a nice shout out for me in there., maybe if you go on again drew you could slip one in

I'll zap one of them into giving you a shout out.

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While I'm sure you all have questions for me about what it was like to watch the boys work, I'll offer a few unsolicited tidbits:

 

1. They're both very tall boys.

2. They're both very nice boys. Sean was not nearly as cold and off-putting as he'd have you believe. Chef Kevin was ok. Sam wouldn't make eye contact.

3. Bosch is a very good boy.

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houston, i hate to call you out on this bro, but wtf is going on with your speech bubble. i mean honestly.

 

it's grey with white letters. it's just how Adam talks.

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Lyrics for Cod Nasty's December 2017 holiday novelty hit single, Da Slip:

 

[intro]

This goes out to all the women in the world, especially her

You know it don't even matter your age; it don't even matter your color

Yo, fellas, I ain't forgettin' 'bout y'all

This is for everybody who like to dance

Just listen to what I'm sayin' and do it, and take a chance

 

[Refrain]

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put your hand upon my hip, when you slip, I slip, we slip

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put yours, and I put mine, and we can slip down low and roll and grind

 

[Verse 1]

Just get on the floor like I said befo'

Y'all remember that "Down Low"!

Just put a little slip wit' it

Now roll those hips wit' it

Pop it, push it, rock it, roll it

Can't control it? I'll come hold it

It's all in fun so take a chance

Just get on the floor and do that dance, y'all

I know you like this so, don't try to fight it

Turn around, baby, let me see you from the back

Yeah, I like it like that

Get up now, roll those hips

Drop down, double-up on those slips

Cod Nasty wanna see

Can y'all do this right here for me?

 

 

[Refrain]

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put your hand upon my hip, when you slip, I slip, we slip

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put yours, and I put mine, and we can slip down low and roll and grind

 

[Verse 2]

Back again with the second verse

It's all clean, so I'm not gonna curse

Droppin' bass like a bad habit

Love all women, cause I gotta have it

Comin' at y'all in stereo

I'm ridin' that thing like a rodeo

Hang on, baby, cause the ride is rough, and ...

[Don't stop till you get enough] {OOH!}

I got my girls in the front

Now a lady just bumpin' that rump

Raise it up, let me see that brown

Slap it, girl, make it jiggle around

Round and round that rump goes

Where it stop, yo, no one knows, yeah

Cod Nasty wanna see

Can y'all do this right here for me?

 

[Refrain]

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put your hand upon my hip, when you slip, I slip, we slip

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put yours, and I put mine, and we can slip down low and roll and grind

 

 

Well alright, y'all! If you ain't slippin', you must

Be trippin'! If you ain't doin it Down Low, you gots

To go! To the people thats movin' slow to the

Dance floor! Yo DJ! Pump it up some MO-O-O-O .....

 

[Verse 3]

It's off to the show in a limo

Before the show, I gotta get that dough

Pay them girls what they're worth

Slip that money under that skirt

Take it off, baby, let me see

You might get a lil' mo' lucci

G-string havin' oh so much fun

Playin' inside, between them buns

Shortie got it on like Marvin

Teasin' me and you know I'm starvin'

Lick you up, then lick you down

I ain't finished; girl, turn around

Lick you up and down your back

Cause I'm that freak, I'm freaky like that!

Cod Nasty wanna see

Can y'all do this right here for me?

 

[Refrain]

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put your hand upon my hip, when you slip, I slip, we slip

I put my hand upon your hip, when I slip, you slip, we slip

You put yours, and I put mine, and we can slip down low and roll and grind

 

 

[Verse 4]

I'm settin' it off to another level

You're diggin' Cod Nasty without a shovel

This is my world; I'm just a squirrel

Tryin' to get a nut, so wassup

Yo, DJ, when the party's getting slow

Join this jam on and watch that flow

Get taken over like in '94

When I had the whole world gettin' Down Low

New Orleans born, ATL livin'

Cod Nasty's what I'm givin'

My juice is sweet like Georgia Peaches

Women suck it up like leeches

Uh-huh, if you're so good

You must admit you like this shhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, y'all know the song

So come on won't you sing it with me?

 

I put my hand upon your hip

When I slip you slip we slip

You put your hand upon my hip

When you slip I slip we slip

 

I put my hand upon your hip

When I slip you slip we slip

You put your hand upon my hip

When you slip I slip we slip

 

I put my hand upon your hip

When I slip you slip we slip

You put your hand upon my hip

When you slip I slip we slip

 

I put my hand upon your hip

When I slip you slip we slip

You put your hand upon my hip

When you slip I slip we slip

 

I put my hand upon your hip

When I slip you slip we slip

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I can't stop thinking of stuff you can do for final episodes, there isn't enuf time. Honestly stop fucking with me I'm too gullible I can't handle this I love y'all to much for you to disappear

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Almost forgot to post in the thread. Sincerely hope the 200 thing is a joke, the fall semester starts in like 2 weeks and I don't wanna drop out from constant crying

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watching old Elvis movies is encouraging because every time a gal gives him the swell idea to record some songs he will initially have trouble finding his voice in the studio before someone's like 'hey man just be you' and he lays down a hot take. then even when the record company doesn't dig his tunes right away, with the help of his girl and some booze and steak he finds the strength to continue. then his gal let's on that her family is rich and wouldn't she like to buy him more studio time to finish the record. usually after that Elvis and his lady have to climb the cliffs of insanity, battle a giant and eat a chocolate pill or something, I'm always fast asleep by this point

 

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