Anybody wanna play Would You Rather?

[Broseph 62]

Johnny Unusual: It has. Everyone please make your choice based on my previous answers and the next few.

 

crackedsynapse: I'm going to have to take points off for multiple questions in one post.

 

You will not be compelled to bury food as you would have the intelligence of a human. Though, you're digging skills would improve dramatically, with or without a shovel.

 

Playful Stink Dog: The painted fart itself would behave exactly as a normal fart would, in that it dissipates quickly. The catching of the fart would itself be a great challenge. In addition, only the farts of others may be painted.

 

You haven't been docked points as you waited between posts.

 

You stay the same size in the squirrel scenario.

[Johnny Unusual 524]

I don't think our questions are going to get answered.

[Broseph 62]

I don't think our questions are going to get answered.

They will.

[Johnny Unusual 524]

I'm going to go with the squirrel one then. I just don't want to point the finger with farts.

[stellamarch16 5]

It depends if those farts that I have painted will sell for millions or not. If yes then I am game or I would rather be a squirrel and prance around the woods eating nuts and being promiscuous.

[Broseph 62]

Johnny Unusual wins!