Episode 321 - The Darts Side: LIVE from Chicago Pt. 2

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

Jon Gabrus and Jessica McKenna join Matt Besser for part two of a live episode from Chicago! They take audience suggestions that inspire scenes about a team of nerdcatchers, a specialty toilet for a bad back, and a genie that gets wished into a relationship. Plus, teens make a high speed Taco Bell run and Jon has a hard time concentrating during his wife’s work stories.

 

(3:35-6:25) Intro Story - Trying to get a cherry out of glass- Man noisily tries to get a cherry out of his drink during a play

 

(7:20-8:52) Intro Story - Two bearded audience members wearing nerdy t-shirts- Two people track nerds in the woods.

 

(9:38-13:15) Audience Suggestion - Wolf - Two actors learn about working with monkeys

 

(14:03-18:06) Question from Listener - What was the moment you realized you weren’t a kid anymore? – A couple tours a house with a large specialty toilet made for people with bad backs

 

(18:18-25:03) Audience Suggestion - Wet Dream- A woman wishes a genie into being her boyfriend.

 

(25:12-28:50) Question from Listener - Have you ever recused a pig from a slaughter farm? – A couple chooses which pig they want to eat from a little girl’s pet pig collection.

 

(31:37-36:50) Question from Listener - Who was your least favorite teacher? – A reckless teen breaks his physics teachers prized model.

 

(37:00-38:52) Let’s Talk Some More About That - High school lunch runs- High School students try to get Taco Bell as quickly as possible.

 

(39:24-40:46) Audience Suggestion - Darth/Darts – Darth Vader tries to convince Luke to join his game of darts over a ping pong game.

 

(40:43-48:12) Audience Suggestion - Permaculture – Jon can’t focus during his wife’s work stories, and his wife can’t be quiet during his stories.

 

(49:06-54:32) Question from Listener - What is the worst Halloween costume you have worn? – A young prop comedian makes a closing statement in mock trial.

 

(55:23-1:02:21) Audience Suggestion- Zamboni – A boy’s roughhousing goes too far, and he must see a doctor.

 

(1:08:46-1:15:47) Intro Story- Buying shrooms in Amsterdam- A businessman sells shrooms with very specific side effects.

[groffle the awful waffle 13]

it's a damn shame improv4humans isn't more popular. this was a fucking great episode. jon gabrus and jessica mckenna have become two of my favorite earwolf contributers

[Blink 1844]

The "Brian Pocketpussy" line to end the improv was so good