Pro Version: Teaser Freezer - Slender Man

[urinalcake 1645]

The boys play ying to one another's steamy yang in an effort to expose the seedy underside of hollywoo; the left coasts infatuation with and corporate sponsorship of: slender man.

 

#boschisagreatboy

[Henry 3777]

I sent this card to the boys and signed it from all of us. If anyone doesn't like it just ask them to cross out your name. You should see how crazy I made all of your signatures, while writing some of them I was even saying your names in a really silly voice that I think will come through on the card.

 

[the ostrich 907]

oh this is just what i need to get in the mood for tonight (if you know what I mean )

[robotam 4493]

A student asked me if I had someone to date for Valentine's day today. "No," I smiled, "I have 300,000."

 

I consider everyone who listens to this as my date and reckon the listenership is around 300,000

[Jay Rundo 323]

A haiku for Bosch.

 

 

Bosch has been accused

 

Scott Ankermann's plush torn head

 

No justice today

 

 

 

Happy valentines day boys.

 

#boschisagreatboy

[urinalcake 1645]

#boschisagreatboy

 

IS THAT A SHIRT!?

[the ostrich 907]

#boschisagreatboy

 

IS THAT A SHIRT!?

i smell a multi-thousand dollar t-shirt partnership in the making!

[Jay Rundo 323]

Hundreds, if not, thousands of hundreds of dollars.

[urinalcake 1645]

you bet your sweet sweet ass its a shirt. its also a sweatshirt, a poster, a keychain, a coozie, a mug, a mousepad, an ice scraper, a rear window decal, a draw string sports bag, a divot tool, a five gallon bucket, a coaster, a stress ball, a flashlight, a lunch pale, a whistle, an insulated bottle, a desk clock, a handheld fan, sunglasses, a clipboard, a lanyard, a magnet, a towel, a ruler, a nice watch, a ball and cup game, an oven mit, a laptop bag, an umbrella, a frisbee, a reusable grocery bag, a collapsable camping chair, a set of grilling utensils, a tin of assorted popcorn, a toilet seat cover, a DOG BOWL and a URINALCAKE.

 

If you guys need me I'll be on my yacht with all my best friends and scott and paul as waiters teaching seth godin how to get rich without doing stuff.

 

#urinalcakeisarichboy

[Henry 3777]

 

I had to screenshot this captcha. This just proves how common the knowledge of Bosch being a good boy is.

 

#ItWasJoshNotBosch

[BlartPaulMallFart 37]

The absolute gaul of those big Stitcher honchos to make The Boys do a Teaser Freezer on something so scary!

They should be ashamed!