The Hurricane Heist (2018)

[RyanSz 3140]

Having seen this trailer with its god awful CGI and premise, this needs to be a double live show with Geostorm or Hard Rain.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56whWF2NJrM

[EvRobert 1684]

as soon as I saw the trailer I was like "this is prime HDTGM material"

[RyanSz 3140]

I'm just surprised it didn't have Maggie Grace getting kidnapped in the first 30 seconds.

[IRONicmerMAN 391]

I will be shocked if this never ends up being covered. What a colossal turd.

 

"Critics often lament that worthy films released early in the year are too often forgotten during awards season, so let’s be very clear up front: For your Best of the Worst of 2018 consideration, in all categories, The Hurricane Heist."

 

"All three of our heroes take time out in the middle of survival situations to discuss their undying love of football and the Second Amendment, but they also believe in climate change. If our divided country can’t come together over a movie this wonderfully terrible, what hope do we really have?"

[RyanSz 3140]

To be fair, you can love those things and believe in climate change. I think a more apt analogy would be that a character is a pro-life abortionist.

[Wobblypolarbear 0]

From the director of fast and the furious and stealth comes a hurricane fuelled heist movie starring an Alabama accent in his first lead role and some other people you will recognise but not be sure why.

[Wobblypolarbear 0]

 

[SlidePocket 707]

One of the Chicago shows next month!