PRO VERSION: ADVICE ON DIFFERENT PLANTS

[Henry 3777]

 

I've been waiting for a description, and I'm bad at describing the episodes so I just made a picture. Hope this helps summarize this week's pro version.

[urinalcake 1645]

you're no dalton. but you are my henry bae

[the ostrich 907]

top notch post, h-dawg.

[Henry 3777]

A fun fact is that I got paid to do this. I am in recovery from a dislocated shoulder so at work I am limited to the following activities: keyboards, phones, making images that relate to recent episodes of my favorite podcasts, drinking coffee, checking inventory, and emptying waste paper bins.

[ass_chap 18]

if it's for smokin, you don't mess with the zohan

[robotam 4493]

If it's grass, I wipe my own ass

[KEVIN??? 202]

if it pricks, the ridiculous 6 has a 0% on rotten tomatoes

[CiscoKid 1973]

If it stinks, time to watch The Brink

[the ostrich 907]

if it's strong and hard, it's the longest yard

[KEVIN??? 202]

if the stem is dry as bone,

well... i have a microphone

for a top secret mission

and you don't, so you will listen

without doubt or dismay

to every damn word i have to say...

and you will smell my finger

for i am the wedding singer

[CiscoKid 1973]

Sorry I forgot the theme. Lemme try again.

 

If the wind makes the leaves wiggle, yo

Then it's definitely Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

[ass_chap 18]

If it stinks, time to watch The Brink

 

If it gives you halitosis, then stickittothemaneosis

[KEVIN??? 202]

just in case you haven't already made the same mistakes i have, don't write poetry on earth day. i can't make heads or tails out of this stuff!

[ass_chap 18]

ah probably because it's one of those trick coins you buy in a magic shop with two heads.

[the ostrich 907]

more like the GROW VERSION