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PRO VERSION: ADVICE ON DIFFERENT PLANTS

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I've been waiting for a description, and I'm bad at describing the episodes so I just made a picture. Hope this helps summarize this week's pro version.

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A fun fact is that I got paid to do this. I am in recovery from a dislocated shoulder so at work I am limited to the following activities: keyboards, phones, making images that relate to recent episodes of my favorite podcasts, drinking coffee, checking inventory, and emptying waste paper bins.

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If it's grass, I wipe my own ass

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if the stem is dry as bone,

well... i have a microphone

for a top secret mission

and you don't, so you will listen

without doubt or dismay

to every damn word i have to say...

and you will smell my finger

for i am the wedding singer

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Sorry I forgot the theme. Lemme try again.

 

If the wind makes the leaves wiggle, yo

Then it's definitely Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

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If it stinks, time to watch The Brink

 

If it gives you halitosis, then stickittothemaneosis

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just in case you haven't already made the same mistakes i have, don't write poetry on earth day. i can't make heads or tails out of this stuff!

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ah probably because it's one of those trick coins you buy in a magic shop with two heads.

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