Would you rather

[Professor Plush 1]

Have all your bowel movements grow fur and teeth while turning into a gremlin like creature after it leaves your anus

Or

Get struck by lightning every time you have an orgasm

[Julia 477]

I'm assuming the floor is open for questions, George? Great. Regarding the second scenario, can I only have orgasms during a thunderstorm?

[Professor Plush 1]

No. The actual weather conditions do not matter.

[Julia 477]

Can I control when they happen, or is Zeus throwing lightning bolts when he feels like it?

[Professor Plush 1]

Zeus may not be involved unless he has taken a mortal form to ravish you. If you can control when you climax then yes

[Professor Plush 1]

I have never tweeted before. I sent the tweet to @cbbwyr? Does that sound proper?

[McCawley 4]

Will I be able to wear rubber boots during either scenario?

[Professor Plush 1]

Yes. However, the rubber boots must be steel- toed rubber boots

[Foam Corner 94]

This is a no-brainer!

[Julia 477]

Don't vote yet, Foam Corner! That's a classic Would You Rather blunder.

[Professor Plush 1]

Any other questions?

[cantbelieveim50 0]

One question only. Do these gremlin poop monsters excrete tiny humans that i can keep as pets in a cute aquarium?

[KraytDragonBorn 0]

Would you rather have a super genius bear follow you everywhere you go and obeys your every command as long as you sing it, and even continue at least humming all the time under penalty of mauling?

OR...

Have Non-Newtonian semi liquid/semi solid skin that melts as soon as you relax your body?

 

*EDIT* I clearly misunderstood/didn't even look at all at what this thread was.. where do I submit "would you rather"s for the P-Cast?