The VelociPastor (2017)

[KingKamloops 1]

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. 1h.15min.

[Roonami 11]

Co-signed. Watched this one recently after a friend's recommendation. For only a 70-ish minute movie they sure do pack in plenty to talk about for the show. This movie basically spoofs The Boondock Saints. The fight scenes and "special effects" ... I can't describe the badness. Unbelievably corny, low-brow and low production but the movie is also very self-aware.

It's free right now on Prime.

[RyanSz 3140]

Yeah the assassination of his parents really lets the audience know what kind of movie they are getting and it's great. This should really be a double live show with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

[PMK606 0]

This movie needed a tripod. Sound crew didn’t seem to be present in the bedroom scenes either.
 

[Roonami 11]

On 4/25/2020 at 3:14 PM, RyanSz said:

Yeah the assassination of his parents really lets the audience know what kind of movie they are getting and it's great. This should really be a double live show with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

VFX: Car on fire

[Perfect Turd Podcast 0]

Very fun movie. We just did a review[spoilers] of it on our show of this one.A new B-movie classic indeed.

https://youtu.be/Jp3bt77M9Fo

[Nick T. 37]

“A Man of the Claw.” Gotta love that. I’d have preferred “A Man of the Clawth” though.

The hooker who convinces him to use his power to fight crime must be an allusion to Mary Magadalein (sp?).