Episode 302 - Jesse Farrar, Our Close Friend

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

JESSE FARRAR asks The Boys for advice on how to get his big break.

 

[urinalcake 1645]

Glad this has finally been made public.   It’s for the greater good.  Warts and all. 

[Asadasa 71]

Your Kickstarter Sucks, but This Episode Rocks.

[Spamiel 2]

What a...corker?

[KindaGamey 395]

I have three obsessions at this time in my life: Cyberpunk 2077, UFOs, and Hollywood Handbook.
I'm struggling to find the connective tissue between them.

[KEVIN??? 202]

Sean and Hayes roasted me on The Wokest, now I'm scared to listen to this ep in case I don't get any air time!

[Lord Dogwater 48]

Smuckers all day

[LesJizzerables 54]

Knuck if you smuck

On 8/7/2019 at 4:04 PM, Lord Dogwater said:

Smuckers all day

 

[KEVIN??? 202]

On 8/9/2019 at 12:51 PM, LesJizzerables said:

Knuck if you smuck

 

You must want me to come over there and smuck the name of my favorite grape jelly out of your mouth

[urinalcake 1645]

My guy is sick, but he’s being brave about it.  

[BagOfCrap 2]

Hey Sean and Hayes I know you guys are always looking for new ways to get listeners so I'm giving you a few ideas free of charge (you can pay me if they pan out):

 

1.  I've noticed cooking is pretty popular with Gordon Ramsay and whatnot, maybe try having Sean make an omelette in the background or something while Hayes teaches us how to dice tomatoes properly?

2.  Attractive women - not sure how this would play over the air but lots of shows and movies are successful cause they have attractive women on, maybe describe them some for the audience so we know how attractive they are something like that

3. Mix things up maybe have Sean be Bret and Bret be Sean for a little bit, or have one of the engineers come on and host the show while you guys make the audio levels work (I read this in a book about improving business and podcasts are like businesses)

4. Invite F. Lee Bailey on the program - I'm sure he isn't doing much and would love the attention and people want to hear from him about Patty Hearst and OJ (and no I'm not F. Lee Bailey looking to get on your show)

5.  Try taking things a bit more seriously on the show.  Much of EarWolf is comedy, go against the grain, try something really dramatic and dark, like Hayes gets an abortion or Sean loses his contact lenses, something to really get the audience weepy eyed and waiting to see what happens next.