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“She’s so heavy”, he thought to himself, as Lovely Rita ran and won the Hundred Meter, but made a mess out of Maxwell’s Silver Hammer-Throw.

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however you spell it, that shit cost me twenty grand. Never bet on a girl whose name rhymes with her menial law enforcement position and  who unironically ran in the one Olympic event that could almost be used to make a shitty pun using some of her name and occupation and a descriptive adjective describing her appearance.

maxwell’s silver hammer is his penis, by the way. Beatles are Charles manson’s Inner demons 

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