So I take it we’re not going to discuss the elderly gentleman furiously masturbating in the corner? I feel bad, he’s obviously on his final spank bank withdrawal. (Alzheimer’s is like a mortgage crisis for the spank banks of the elderly)

[ShatteusPantswellTheTurd 4]

That’s what they get, screw the corporate money-monkeys, and their inability to stem the flow of subprime mortga-jizz flooding the market with folks unable to masturbate but with members more engorged than they’ve ever been..  now people are eating their dogs just to find something to jerk off to, just to justify the exorbitant 28% compounding interest rate on late-in-life Spank Bank loans/lines of credit..

 

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