Quasar Sniffer 4174 Posted March 21, 2012 Behold! Wondrous 1990s action movie garbage Conan ripoff (though, to be fair, Kull is another character created by Robert E. Howard). It is an ACTION MOVIE with Harvey Fierstein, where HARVEY FIERSTEIN utters the line, "What? No women?!?! Kull, have you got a problem?" Â Kevin Sorbo, star of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, a show that had about a dozen fight scenes an episode, is helped through his action/fight scenes by being under a mask (to allow for easy stuntman substitutions) and gratuitous sword-swinging slow motion (to make the choreography easier to sell). However, he does fuck Tia Carrere so good that, instead of killing him when she has the chance, she decides to keep him alive to try and make him her consort in her Evil Hell Kingdom. Remember when movies tried to make Tia Carrere famous? Good times. Â ALSO STARRING: Litefoot, whose IMDB page bills him as "Native American Actor, Rap Artist and Entrepreneur." Â Music by Joel (not Jerry) Goldsmith, whose score sounds like the unused guitar tracks from a Disturbed album. Â Produced by Raffaella (not Dino) Laurentiis, who was able to provide ample mullet wigs in exchange for a budget. Â Special effects by ACADEMDY AWARD WINNER and effects supervisor of RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, Kit West. Â My Favorite Conan Ripoff Moment: When our hero is covered in camel bodily fluids for comedic effect. 1 Share this post Link to post
Darian 19 Posted April 29, 2013 I legitimately love watching this movie, but man, it needs to be discussed on the podcast. Anytime it's on SyFy I will watch it, here's the trailer:   And here's the whole movie  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXLYMrPl6F8 Share this post Link to post