I’m falling to pieces ‘cause I’m farting out feces.

[O’DoyleRules! 9]

To the tune of “Breakeven” by The Script

”What am I supposed to do when I need to toot but it comes out poo?

What am I supposed to say when you’re all choked up from my curds and whey?

I’m falling to pieces

‘cause I’m farting out feces”