Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning. It was me. By which I imply that I slept with your mom last night. Which I did. Because I’m your father. Now take out the trash, son. And by trash, I mean your mom.

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning. It was me. By which I imply that I slept with your mom last night. Which I did. Because I’m your father. Now take out the trash, son. And by trash, I mean your mom.