A Recipe For Seduction (2020)

[banjo_gustav 0]

The latest actor to portray KFC founder Colonel Sanders is none other than Mario Lopez. But rather than a commercial, Lopez will star in a Lifetime movie called “A Recipe For Seduction” that mixes the Colonel’s secret herbs and spices with romance.

And yes, “A Recipe For Seduction” is a definitely real movie that exists, and there’s even a trailer to prove it. The 15-minute bite-sized film will debut on Lifetime on Sunday, December 13 at 12 p.m. Et/Pt.

- IMDB

[Elektra Boogaloo 3371]

https://tvline.com/2020/12/07/mario-lopez-sexy-colonel-sanders-lifetime-movie-kfc-commercial/

i don’t think we can just pretend like this isn’t happening. Though I don’t know if it’s really a “movie.” I do think we may need the return of the Mario Lopez-cast.

[RyanSz 3140]

The poster for this mini-film looks like the usual lifetime fare where he's secretly an abusive husband with how he's holding onto her arm looking stern at the camera. Also could they not put more white into his hair to make him more like Sanders? Also why is this the movie to come out on my birthday this year? Years prior had Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and the Disaster Artist, and now this chicken propaganda.

[Elektra Boogaloo 3371]

He isn’t even trying to do the accent. Which might be for the best but it’s super strange to see a Latino man as the Southern Colonel. 

[GrahamS. 803]

6 hours ago, RyanSz said:

The poster for this mini-film looks like the usual lifetime fare where he's secretly an abusive husband with how he's holding onto her arm looking stern at the camera. Also could they not put more white into his hair to make him more like Sanders? Also why is this the movie to come out on my birthday this year? Years prior had Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and the Disaster Artist, and now this chicken propaganda.

It sounds like a logical progression to me. Happy birthday!

[RyanSz 3140]

On 12/8/2020 at 11:34 AM, Elektra Boogaloo said:

He isn’t even trying to do the accent. Which might be for the best but it’s super strange to see a Latino man as the Southern Colonel. 

Not really considering they've had Reba McEntire and Robocop play the character and David Allan Greer has been actively trying to get cast as the character, this just seems to be the natural progression. Honestly surprised that there hasn't been an animated version yet outside of the anime game that came out a year or so ago.

[Elektra Boogaloo 3371]

1 hour ago, RyanSz said:

Not really considering they've had Reba McEntire and Robocop play the character and David Allan Greer has been actively trying to get cast as the character, this just seems to be the natural progression. Honestly surprised that there hasn't been an animated version yet outside of the anime game that came out a year or so ago.

Okay but would it be better if Reba (or RoboCop) were playing Colonel Sanders?

[RyanSz 3140]

On 12/10/2020 at 9:31 AM, Elektra Boogaloo said:

Okay but would it be better if Reba (or RoboCop) were playing Colonel Sanders?

How fucking dare you make me choose between Robocop, Reba, and AC Slater. The obvious answer for best choice is Robocop's body, Reba's voice, and Mario's Jheri curl mullet.