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danoooneill

10,000 BC (2008)

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This would definitely be one of those "go see this before you listen, it's worth it" situations. This movie is outgoddamnrageous. 8% on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

I don't think you can fully understand how completely bonkers this movie is unless you read the "goofs" page on IMDB; I'm talking anachronisms up to and including 11,500 years off, geographical errors, factual errors, you name it.

 

I trust you guys will do the right thing... i'll leave you with a quote, also from IMDB:

 

D'Leh: [in the pit, after deciding to not kill the Saber-tooth] Do not eat me when I save your life!

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I'm not sure this would work. Everything I've heard about it makes sound like it's just too boring to be any fun to talk about.

 

A shame, because any movie with killer ostriches or sabertooth tigers being used to build the pyramids sounds like it has to be amazing. And yet...

 

Also, I think Foywonder put it best about the countless errors in these movies: "Science is to Roland Emmerich's typing fingers what Tina Turner is to Ike Turner's fists."

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I have never laughed harder in a movie. Did you know you can escape dino-birds by climbing a tree? That's right - they forget that they can fly! This movie needs to be done!

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The movie ends with corn kernels being passed along in Mesopotamia.

And by "corn kernels being passed", he means "a shit being taken". By Roland Emmerich, on our eyes. Zing.

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I personally think this one is a little too dull, but maybe that's just me. Here's the trailer.

 

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I saw it, and it was crazy boring. It should have beeen OTT funbad, but somehow it wasn't.

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I have never laughed harder in a movie. Did you know you can escape dino-birds by climbing a tree? That's right - they forget that they can fly! This movie needs to be done!

 

My favorite part is after they track the slave-traders through mountains, rainforest, and savannah they see them board ships on a river. Their reaction? "We lost them!"....It's a fucking river!

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From the director of Godzilla (1998) and Independence Day 2. This movie was nuts. Saw it when I was in highschool. For some reason the biggest complaint at my school was how the girl has perfect makeup before make up was invented and how everyone's too attractive. 

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