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BrettMorris, August 4, 2012 in improv4humans with Matt Besser
This may inspire something...
A young, white, rich married couple tells the story about how they tried moving to Chicago, but got accosted by a homeless dude at an el stop and were so scared they decide to break their lease and flee to Arizona.
It's really long, so the confrontation starts here:
and reaches a climax here:
The Jerseyest Shore of weddings.
This actually happened a short drive from my home.
Crazy asshole trying to get views on his videos vapes, snorts and rubs pepper in his eye. Yup.
Jump to around 4:30 to skip a lot of useless setup.
drunk woman is offended by Lyft driver's dashboard doll.
Pastor Jim Colerick Rappin' for Jesus
This seems way too perfect to be real, I can't tell, it really does look like a church video from the 90s.
Crash leads to bee attack - the guy describing the incident is amazing:
Paul Tay update
After 3 minutes is when the real fun begins
Commercial outtake from heaven:
"Dog drinks milk from her mouth". This was on TV. I don't know what else to say.
Just jump to 21:05...
How to get skater punks to harass you forever
Wait'll you see the lawyer's closing argument strategy.
Conspiracy theorist-in-charge and probable worst human being alive Alex Jones is pretty sure that Michelle Obama is a man
fake, she does another video where she goes to McDonalds and tries to order weird stuff.
I think Matt would love this guy.
A former pot dealer and rapper, Jessie 'Ozone' Sponberg, is and has been an outspoken volunteer and community activist in Portland. He's run for sheriff and mayor, losing both times. There is a massive homeless problem accumulating in Portland. He's spent the last few years helping the homeless and preventing evictions in Portland. He went so far as setting up campsites in his backyard for temporary living for at risk women. He also doesn't hold back any punches. The type of politician Matt likes. This is footage from a city council meeting this past week.