The Sphincter’s Riddle: What goes in (the butt) four inches in the morning, two inches at noon, and three inches in the evening?

[Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly 66]

The Sphincter’s Riddle: What goes in (the butt) four inches in the morning, two inches at noon, and three inches in the evening?

 

*200th catchphrase...it’s an achievement, and a sad one at that.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

The camera of a sloth proctologist?

 

P.S. Congrats on your 200th!

[Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly 66]

Ooff ... that's good.  I couldn't get beyond breakfast, lunch, and dinner dildos.  Perhaps the answer shall remain a mystery.