I get so much respect, I tell ya. I get so much respect that when the Queen knighted me she asked me to put my sword on HER shoulder

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I get so much respect, I tell ya. I get so much respect that when the Queen knighted me she asked me to put my sword on HER shoulder

 

-a shitty standup bit I did on stage once but I will relinquish all copyrights to-